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[curtis webb @Curtwebb86]

Winter u can seriously fuck off now

[curtis webb @Curtwebb86]

Hopefully this wether keeps up, have to get that golf swag going ASAP!!!

[curtis webb @Curtwebb86]

I went to the gym for a hour Today how am I not jacked yet??

[curtis webb @Curtwebb86]

Flappy bird can suck a big dick

[Outlaw @jaredoutlaw]

Justin Bieber dips Skoal Berry pouches and spits in bottles.
Pussy.

[Peter McGahey @sneakypete68]

alot of sneakin around will be happening #Osap

[Jimmy Tatro @JimmyTatro]

Get on the ground!! Where are the eggs?!? WHERE ARE THE FUCKING EGGS?!?! -Overheard at Bieber residence yesterday

[curtis webb @Curtwebb86]

Did I miss New Years? Or was I just that hammerd? Shit what year are we in???

[Tyler Moore @moore14_tyler]

dear liver, I'm sorry #xmaspartywtb

[Jimmy Tatro @JimmyTatro]

Sorry that last tweet was supposed to be part of a column I'm writing called How to be a Big Douche

[Jimmy Tatro @JimmyTatro]

The coolest thing to do when you're not wearing your shades, is to put them on the back of your head. Make sure they're white too.

[curtis webb @Curtwebb86]

Is it Friday yet???? #belligerent

[Peter McGahey @sneakypete68]

Great day for some easy money #Leafs #Proline

[curtis webb @Curtwebb86]

Wondering what @lilymackie would say if she came home and her whole advent calendar was eaten #ooppss

[Jimmy Tatro @JimmyTatro]

They should come out with a reality show called "Try to Explain the Search History on Your Computer"

[curtis webb @Curtwebb86]

@HallD7 happy birthday to the sexiest mother fucker ever

[Jimmy Tatro @JimmyTatro]

Hey college girls with Marilyn Monroe posters. She died 30 years before you were born. You know nothing about her.

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Yeah, can't wait to take warm ups and spit my chew all over Ottawa's ice..then look up at Eugene Melnyk n just laugh..thanks for the 4M kid

[Patrick Kane @DrunkKane]

Just came out of the locker-room I gave my right bicep a little flex and Shane Doan's girl soaked her pants.. Game time fuckers