Stephen Cushman

[Stephen Cushman @CushIsKing]

Had a dream that @DougBernards installed 4 @JLAudio 13W7s and @FocalOfficial components in my Tahoe. Looked too good to not consider 🤔🤔🤔

[Stephen Cushman @CushIsKing]

@a_tehrani

[Stephen Cushman @CushIsKing]

@a_tehrani Take me, please. I'll not speak unless spoken to, and you can have the better coconuts.

[Mike Birbiglia @birbigs]

I feel about Donald Trump how racist people feel about Barack Obama.

[Mike Birbiglia @birbigs]

If you have to convince someone not to vote for Trump you might want to open with a few minutes on how pro wrestling isn't real.

[Blake Anderson @UncleBlazer]

St Patrick's day music is so fucking bad.

[Mike Birbiglia @birbigs]

The Trump campaign is the first half of a movie I wouldn't finish.

[Johnny Knoxville @realjknoxville]

Monday goals.👍🏼

[Mike Birbiglia @birbigs]

Donald Trump uses his face a lot when he listens.

[Mike Birbiglia @birbigs]

I would be laughing so hard about this presidential election if it weren't real.

[Stephen Cushman @CushIsKing]

@a_tehrani In a sea of endless social media bullshit, you are a beacon of intelligence (and hilarity). Keep on preaching! You rock.

[Stephen Cushman @CushIsKing]

@GHFC How's this? 👣🔥

[Dough-Mayne Diego @Simplemachines_]

RT @TheWeirdWorld: The other side of the picture… http://t.co/RIAqy5yayg

[Johnny Knoxville @realjknoxville]

French President Francois Holland raises mis-timing a handshake to almost an art form. 👍🏼🇫🇷

[Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan]

Guy 1: YAY, WE CAN FINALLY GET MARRIED!!!
Guy 2: Well,…there’s no need to rush into it.

[Stephen Cushman @CushIsKing]

@SamsungMobileUS My S4 was great, my S5 was better, and the S6 is just phenomenal. Don't get me started on the Tab! Fantastic products, A+++

[Stephen Cushman @CushIsKing]

Today was a good day. @SamsungMobileUS @VerizonWireless

[Stephen Cushman @CushIsKing]

Hey @SamsungMobileUS, this "mute everything, including alarms" thing on my S5 sucks! Alarm > silent, ALWAYS. Everyone hates it. Seriously.

[Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan]

"How about a city that is really spread out for no apparent reason?" - pitch for Jacksonville

[Stephen Cushman @CushIsKing]

Honestly, I only keep my Twitter account because @tonyhawk follows me and @a_tehrani is hilarious.