Mark Sargeson

Northerner in the South. Raised in the terraces of Boothferry Park. NFL/CFB fanatic. Will talk about how great the north is relentlessly.

[ninersyoubitch @ninersyoubitch]

They look like they just forced a turnover on MNF

[2 Minute Drill @TwoMinuteDrill0]

Think you can coach a game better than an NFL Head Coach?

Prove it with my new app.

https://t.co/Vvtegmo8fb

[Mark Sargeson @Custom_5]

@NFLMemes Hey coach, why do we have plays where we throw the ball to the other team? Seems like a tough way to win a football game.

[Will Schryver @Will_Schryver]

Word of caution if you’re planning to buy an HVAC, plumbing, or roofing company and expect to 3x EBITDA using a team of AI agents to replace the back office

A wise man (HVAC owner) once told me:

“This is the most complicated simple business to run”

Customers call with a problem and you offer a service to resolve their problem (simple).

Execution of marketing, customer service, dispatch, systems, logistics, purchasing, technicians, and installers all require people working together to deliver that service (complex).

AI can help automate a few tasks but you’re still one key employee away from the wheels coming off

Another wise man once told me:

“This is a people business”

[Mark Sargeson @Custom_5]

@LebomApp

[Mark Sargeson @Custom_5]

@screenrotpod Here’s my optimised rap construction to ensure maximum efficiency when engaging in commercial wellbeing activities…. The Huel won’t sell itself lads.
Fourth Quarter people. Fourth Quarter.

[Mark Sargeson @Custom_5]

@screenrotpod Outrageous lid.

[Mark Sargeson @Custom_5]

@j_akefarrell @screenrotpod “STOP SAYING ITS NOT A CRIME”

[Mark Sargeson @Custom_5]

@SamJDean @JoshPughComic but that was the gaffer. He had his ways. Decoy meals.

[Yahoo Fantasy Sports @YahooFantasy]

POV: You drafted Bowers and A.J. Brown in Rounds 2 and 3

[Mark Sargeson @Custom_5]

@ExcelHumor Fucking hell isn’t this the truth

[Match of the Day @BBCMOTD]

Mauled by the tactics! 📋

Here's how Hull have made a flying start to their Premier League season 🐯

[Match of the Day @BBCMOTD]

Champions League for Hull? 😏

[Duncan Alexander @oilysailor]

so four PL teams with maximum points after two games. Arsenal, City, Chelsea… and Hull

[Mark Sargeson @Custom_5]

@ronmanagernottm Changing Hull to Carlisle…

[Mark Sargeson @Custom_5]

@Exploding_Heads Sorted it for you lads. Keith isn’t going to know what’s hit him. HR cannot play the Makélélé role…

[Mark Sargeson @Custom_5]

🐯🐯🐯🐯

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

They really thought it would be different this time. They were wrong.

New season, same old Man United.

Our first Fan Denial of the year is in...

18+ GambleAware

[Mark Sargeson @Custom_5]

@paddypower “Nothing humbles you like masonry celebrating your downfall” is a quote for the ages 😂

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

They really thought it would be different this time. They were wrong.

New season, same old Man United.

Our first Fan Denial of the year is in...

18+ GambleAware

[Mark Sargeson @Custom_5]

@RyanMKIV @OldTakesExposed