Customer Service

How may I help you (be less of a pansy)? #HaveANiceDay

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@ThatAmyGirl_ @UberEATS Yes you should have just walked. That's the first smart thing you've said. Ever.

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@cremache @Apple Having to always have your iPhone plugged in is kind of retro and cool. You should be thanking Bill Gates for making an amazing product.

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@daveh101 @MicrosoftHelps @panos_panay What kind of medication are you on right now because I want some.

[Customer Service @CustomerCervix]

@ThatAmyGirl_ @UberEATS Yes you should have just walked. That's the first smart thing you've said. Ever.

[Customer Service @CustomerCervix]

@cremache @Apple Having to always have your iPhone plugged in is kind of retro and cool. You should be thanking Bill Gates for making an amazing product.

[Customer Service @CustomerCervix]

@daveh101 @MicrosoftHelps @panos_panay What kind of medication are you on right now because I want some.

[Customer Service @CustomerCervix]

@katieawayne @McDonalds Honestly McDonalds burgers are probably better without the burgers. 🤢 🍔 😷

[Customer Service @CustomerCervix]

@gaminogabriel @Reachout_mcd But your mangled digestive tract is thankful.

[Customer Service @CustomerCervix]

@Paul_310 @RockstarSupport Try going outside, getting some fresh air, and stealing some cars for real.

[Customer Service @CustomerCervix]

@katieawayne @McDonalds Honestly McDonalds burgers are probably better without the burgers. 🤢 🍔 😷

[Customer Service @CustomerCervix]

@gaminogabriel @Reachout_mcd But your mangled digestive tract is thankful.

[Customer Service @CustomerCervix]

@corydtweets @TMobile Your T-Mobile signal is non existent because you're in a building with walls. Your life is non-existent because you're in West Virginia.

[Customer Service @CustomerCervix]

@TMobile My uterus

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@EZshop1 @Applebees Happy f'n birthday to you. Happy f'n birthday to you. Now shut the fuck up. Happy f'n birthday to you. [sung to the tune of Happy Birthday]

[Customer Service @CustomerCervix]

@EZshop1 @Applebees Happy f'n birthday to you. Happy f'n birthday to you. Now shut the fuck up. Happy f'n birthday to you. [sung to the tune of Happy Birthday]

[Customer Service @CustomerCervix]

@corydtweets @TMobile Your T-Mobile signal is non existent because you're in a building with walls. Your life is non-existent because you're in West Virginia.

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@Stefmara @Ask_Spectrum Let's make it an even 4 days of terrible. Then tweet back

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@khud1977 @thriftycars Thanks a lot Kevin Hudson for being the terrible-est customer ever demanding to get a rental car and such.

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@Stoney_Jackson The food is what has always been terrible. Guess you have the taste buds of a retriever.

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@CChadwickPR @pizzahutuk Oh no. Tell me more about your problem. What did you do wrong to make them provide terrible service?