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[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Found pic of 𝕏 landlord in San Francisco

[The Ancient Sage @TheAncientSage]

The more simple and minimalist you are, the more you can live.

Cut your needs and wants. Live a simple life.

You are here for a little while, why carry so much burden?

[Cheddar Flow @CheddarFlow]

This is INSANE

Someone just bought $4.9M worth of SPACEX calls with a 325 STRIKE

Another whale bought $1.3M that have a 300 strike

$SPCX is trading around 210 right now...

[Bubblemaps @bubblemaps]

ALERT: 🚨 Polymarket contract exploited

Attackers are removing 5,000 $POL every 30 seconds – $600k stolen so far

Pause all Polymarket activity for now

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Perhaps a restoration of dignity is in order

[National Debt Tweets @NationalDebt]

$38,568,501,122,811.36 (+) #NationalDebt

[National Debt Tweets @NationalDebt]

$38,433,330,126,292.37 (+) #NationalDebt

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

🚨 NEW POLYMARKET: Will Kabuto 1st Edition card hit $100 by December 31?
https://t.co/aubEPpwEGE

[Whale Alert @whale_alert]

💵 💵 💵 💵 💵 💵 💵 💵 💵 💵 1,000,000,000 #USDT (1,000,044,999 USD) minted at Tether Treasury

https://t.co/pg38E6kqBk

[National Debt Tweets @NationalDebt]

$38,396,211,497,613.65 (+) #NationalDebt

[Bitcoin Magazine @BitcoinMagazine]

JUST IN: Elon Musk says #Bitcoin is a fundamental currency based on energy 👀

“Energy is the true currency”

[Kalshi @Kalshi]

JUST IN: Elon Musk says Bitcoin is based on energy and that energy is the "true currency"

[Watcher.Guru @WatcherGuru]

JUST IN: BlackRock says Bitcoin ETFs are its top source of revenue.

[zoomer @zoomerfied]

[ ZOOMER ]

TETHER BECOMES THE LARGEST INDEPENDENT HOLDER OF GOLD IN THE WORLD, WITH ONLY CENTRAL BANKS OWNING MORE: FT

[National Debt Tweets @NationalDebt]

$38,333,530,047,031.29 (+) #NationalDebt

[National Debt Tweets @NationalDebt]

$38,326,967,559,564.53 (+) #NationalDebt

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

BREAKING: S&P 500 collapses 2.5% in just 80 minutes.

[Arkham @arkham]

$1,000,000,000 $USDT MINTED JUST NOW

[Coinbase Markets 🛡️ @CoinbaseMarkets]

Aster (ASTER) is now live on coinbase․com and in the Coinbase app. Coinbase customers can log in to buy, sell, convert, send, receive or store these assets. https://t.co/EjfgHgH18O

[Watcher.Guru @WatcherGuru]

JUST IN: 🇦🇪 UAE state fund triples its stake in BlackRock Bitcoin ETF.