Sammy

I’mma give it to ya straight. and that’s the tea, sis. 👌🏻

[Sammy @CuteWhiteDog]

I’m back. Let’s see what we can get into. 🤙🏻

[Sammy @CuteWhiteDog]

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says "Make me one with everything." #MondayPunday

[Sammy @CuteWhiteDog]

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars. #MondayPunday #PunnyBusiness

[Sammy @CuteWhiteDog]

Cheers to Monday’s and emails that start with, “I hate to put something else on your plate, but....”
#work #workemail #acaseofthemondays

[Sammy @CuteWhiteDog]

@ReneeRust0910 😆😂😂

[Sammy @CuteWhiteDog]

That kick was so far left it landed in Nancy Pelosi’s lap. #Colts #coltsvssteelers #adamvinatieri #NFLSunday

[Sammy @CuteWhiteDog]

Webster's Dictionary defines wedding as: The fusing of two metals with a hot torch. - Michael Scott #TheOffice #ThatsWhatSheSaid

[Sammy @CuteWhiteDog]

If you have ever replied to someone’s tweet by saying “Let me add, This sounds better or And also...” please delete your account and forget that Twitter exists. #TheMoreYouKnow #OnBehalfOfAGratefulNation

[Sammy @CuteWhiteDog]

Every time they fill my food bowl.....

[Sammy @CuteWhiteDog]

Ditto.

[Michael Gary Scott @TobyHater]

The way I manage people is by touching their hearts and souls with humor and love and maybe a dash of razzle dazzle.

[Sammy @CuteWhiteDog]

Love you all. 🐾 ♥️ https://t.co/xADZb00vhV

[Jessica @JessssLorenz]

You were the best (& only) girlfriend he ever had. All our love to you 3 ❤️ thanks for coming by https://t.co/upZEvjlhRg

[Sammy @CuteWhiteDog]

@JessssLorenz So sorry to hear about Quincy. He was the best neighbor. I will miss him too. ♥️

[Trump Draws @TrumpDraws]

sinko de

[Sammy @CuteWhiteDog]

That’s my 2nd cousin. So wise. https://t.co/Lxu6N0M6zo

[Lloyd Legalist @LloydLegalist]

No, I think you’ve had enough Twitter for today. #Goodnight

[Capt. Andrew Luck @CaptAndrewLuck]

Dearest mother —
The unit was introduced to Gen. Reich today. I believe I got the measure of the man. I am impressed. There is much work ahead before our next campaign, but I am filled confidence, vigor and, of course, a small amount of Squirrel Oil.
— Andrew

[Sammy @CuteWhiteDog]

😒 https://t.co/Y3aX0dM9Gv

[Capt. Andrew Luck @CaptAndrewLuck]

Dearest mother —
I write with most distressful news. The men have been hoodwinked. The deserter McDaniels is on the lamb, likely headed toward New England, my best scouts report. Was this a ploy to merely spy? We shall never know. Irritating.
— Andrew

[Indiana Pacers @Pacers]

Victor Oladipo #NBAVOTE

⭐️ 1 RT = 1 vote ⭐️

[Michael Gary Scott @TobyHater]

I'll catch you on the flippity flip.