Scott Crossman

I just wanna be like Mike!

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@united @BrianNorgard What kind of phishing scam is this?

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@mjargall @PE_Dahl Took guests to Old Corkscrew three different times last winter. Unanimous response: “I’m never playing here again - too hard!”

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@paulmagers With the added bonus of ultra processed white “bread.” Yum!

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@UnderdogNBA Nice. What’s with the haircut? Is he heading to an alt-right protest tonight?

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@MinnesotaPGA Nice to see the Manthis gents teeing it up. Best in the biz, IMO.

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@LouStagner Of course, this is a scratch golfer playing the most difficult of courses. This golfer would be expected to meet or beat his/her course handicap 20% of the time. That is exactly what happened here since the target score for this player is the course rating of 79.1, right?

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@DeRushaJ Coach Fleck may have some thoughts about you stealing his look!

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@JimMcIlvaine My local Walgreens pharmacy. Closed an hour a day, mid-day.

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@TroyBorca @evcoachgator @steven_crowl @BadgerMBB He looks kinda short in red….

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@Judi131508 @GovTimWalz Judi, just a reminder - only decaf after noon!

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@CheyCab Bottle opener?

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@roysmalley5 @Twins Congrats on a great run, Roy! Will miss your insight and stories, but am guessing this might be good for your golf game!

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@jim_kruzitski @natepentz You always were contrarian. Why can’t you get a Baratza and be like everyone else?

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@AmyKayNelson And gets to pose in front of the fra-geel-ay leg lamp!

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@AmyKayNelson So sorry to hear this, Amy. No matter how long they live, it’s not nearly as long as they deserve. Sorry for your loss.

[Andrew—#IAmTheResistance @AmoneyResists]

🚨 LISTEN UP 🚨:

The reason the @GOP and Trump don’t seem to be concerned about winning the election is terrifyingly simple: they don’t think they’re going to need to because they have dozens of election-deniers in place across the swing states planning not to certify results.

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@AmyKayNelson Never thought E was a Dick. Always most pleasant when I have been around him.

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@jim_kruzitski This seems to be directed at a very narrow cross section of X’s users. Quite a Venn diagram.

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@AmyKayNelson Is this one of those artsy-fartsy flicks that gets distributed in the last week of the year so it can qualify for the Golden Globes, Oscars, et al?

Wasn’t aware that it was already out on DVD.

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@AmyKayNelson I was in the non-top 5 category until Julie hijacked my Spotify account.