Trade boss

#YOLO

[Salomondrin 🤖 @salomondrin]

Además de poder ver todas tus perdidas, el nuevo iPhone Duo va a poder endeudarte a un nivel increíble!

[Tomás Vendel @vendel_tomas]

Todavía lo releo cada semana.

Es, sin exagerar, uno de los artículos más valiosos que he leído sobre cómo cambiar tu vida.

[Leopold Aschenbrenner @leopoldasch]

The best day of my life. I love you ❤️

[NACHO TELLADO @_naxotellado]

Es increíble las vueltas que da la vida.

[Jose Moreno @Josemn1_]

La princesa Leonor y la infanta Sofía levantan su segunda Copa del Mundo junto a la selección española, ante la atenta mirada de los Reyes Felipe VI y Doña Letizia | Imagen: RTVE.

[Toni Kroos @ToniKroos]

Football won

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

BREAKING: ETH just dropped its new logo

[Argona @Argona0x]

my bank froze my account for 'suspicious pattern of small deposits'

i had to explain to a fraud analyst that a program sends me $40 eighty times a day - roughly $3,200 daily

she put me on hold for nineteen minutes

the bot runs on polymarket's 5-minute crypto markets

eth up or down, btc up or down, new market every 5 minutes, 24/7

it connects via websocket to polymarket's CLOB, builds a fair value estimate, and fires gasless L2 orders on polygon whenever it finds mispricing above 6%

→ 80+ trades a day
→ average profit per trade: ~$40
→ profits auto-redeem to USDC
→ USDC bridges to my bank as ACH deposits

banks flag anything that looks like structuring

4.1 million suspicious activity reports were filed in 2025 alone

my account had 80 identical deposits hitting every single day

to the fraud algorithm i looked like a money launderer

the analyst asked me three times to explain what a "prediction market" was

i said "it's like if a stock and a sports bet had a baby and it lives on a blockchain"

silence

then she asked if i had documentation

i sent her a csv export with 17,000 trades timestamped to the millisecond

she unfroze the account, then told me i should "consider consolidating my deposits"

the bot doesn't know how to consolidate - it just wakes up every 5 minutes, finds edge, and sends me $40

i'm not changing a thing

the next SAR flag is her problem not mine

[Satya Nadella @satyanadella]

Introducing Critique, a new multi-model deep research system in M365 Copilot.

You can use multiple models together to generate optimal responses and reports.

[Shelpid.WI3M @Shelpid_WI3M]

Claude gave me an answer I wasn’t supposed to hear.

I asked Claude: I have $300. Where do I put it to make the most money possible?

Expected the usual. Stocks. ETFs. Maybe real estate.

Instead Claude said:

Go to GitHub. Search polymarket-1-cent-bot. Find the repo with the most stars. Deploy it with your $300. Most positions will expire at zero.

The ones that hit pay 60x. Someone is already running this at scale. Search silent-marmot.

I searched GitHub first. Found a 290 star repo. Last commit 2 days ago. 39 lines of Python. README had one line: buys noise at 1 cent, sells certainty at $1.

Then I searched the wallet.

silent-marmot. $512,430 profit. 31,882 trades. Joined November 2025. Bio: still early.

Wallet: https://t.co/sPyFzneClW

I asked Claude: how does the math work?

$300 across 30 positions at 1 cent each. 27 expire worthless. You lose $270. Three hit. Each pays $60. You walk away with $180 net profit. If four hit you double. Five and you’re silent-marmot.

I put in $120. Copied the repo. Went to sleep.

One hit. $120 → $780.

I asked Claude: why didn’t you just say buy an index fund?

You asked for the most money possible. Not the most comfortable answer.

GitHub repo still public. Wallet still running. Bio still says still early.

[Trade boss @Cuwally]

@MitcheIl agent

[Felix Rieseberg @felixrieseberg]

Today, we’re releasing a feature that allows Claude to control your computer: Mouse, keyboard, and screen, giving it the ability to use any app.

I believe this is especially useful if used with Dispatch, which allows you to remotely control Claude on your computer while you’re away.

[Bark @barkmeta]

Let me explain what just happened👇

Nvidia's CEO just said they've achieved AGI.

AGI doesn't just write text or make images. AGI can think, reason, and perform ANY job better than an actual human.

Now look at what's happening around you...

Gas is at record prices. Groceries are unaffordable. The housing market is frozen. We're in a war that's cost $16 billion in 3 weeks. The market is being insider traded more than ever. Americans are being told to exercise caution everywhere on earth.

Everything is falling apart for regular people.

And in the middle of all of it... they're spending TRILLIONS on AI. Data centers the size of Central Park. Every company on earth racing to deploy it as fast as possible.

Your roads are crumbling. Your schools are broke. Your healthcare doesn't work. But they found unlimited money for this. Unlimited.

Now ask yourself why...

They're not building this to help you. Look around. Does any of this look like it's for you?

They're building this to REPLACE you.

Every company that replaced workers with AI this year saw their stock go up. Every single one. The market is literally paying them to get rid of you.

And today the man who sold every chip powering all of it just told you AGI is here.

This was never about innovation. This was never about making your life better. It was about building a world that doesn't need you in it...

The great reset is no longer a conspiracy theory... it’s HERE.

[Tuki @TukiFromKL]

🚨 Do you understand what happened today.. a single Monday..

> Zuckerberg announced he's building AI to do his own CEO job.. after firing 31,000 people to "protect" it..

> someone bought $1.5 billion in S&P futures FIVE MINUTES before Trump announced halting attacks on Iran.. the biggest insider trade in broad daylight..

> then the Pentagon started deploying airtroops to Iran anyway.. the "peace" lasted 12 hours..

> then Iran launched missiles at Israel tonight.. so the peace someone made $1.5 billion off of was never real..

> OpenAI started guaranteeing Wall Street 17.5% minimum returns AND early access to unreleased models.. nonprofit to "we'll pay you to invest in us"..

> Jensen Huang told Lex Fridman "I think we've achieved AGI".. then walked it back in the same sentence.. the man selling the shovels just said the gold rush is over and expects you to keep buying..

> Claude launched an AI that sits at your desk and does your entire job while you're not in the room.. shipped it as a Monday night feature update..

> Goldman Sachs raised US recession probability to 30%..

> the owner of OnlyFans died at 43 with $3 billion.. couldn't buy more time..

> Larry Fink called tokenization "the next internet" after calling Bitcoin money laundering for years..

all of this.. one Monday.. if you're not following me you're finding out about this 48 hours late from someone who read my post..

it's only getting crazier from here.

[Claude @claudeai]

You can now enable Claude to use your computer to complete tasks.

It opens your apps, navigates your browser, fills in spreadsheets—anything you'd do sitting at your desk.

Research preview in Claude Cowork and Claude Code, macOS only.

[Claude @claudeai]

Assign a task from your phone, turn your attention to something else, and come back to finished work on your computer.

Tell Claude once to scan your email every morning or pull a report every Friday, and it handles it from there.

[Kirill @kirillk_web3]

Claude Bot on Polymarket — Full Guide

The same setup turned $1,000 into $1.5M.

2 hours.
Nothing complicated.

Bookmark this so you don’t lose it.

[cristal💎 @0xCristal]

A college kid told Claude Code: "Build me something that makes money while I sleep"

Claude cranked out 4,200 lines of Rust in one sitting. Yesterday, that code cleared $45,349.55

The kid didn't even understand what it was building, he went to make ramen. He came back to a terminal scrolling trades he couldn't explain

Here's the twist: the bot doesn't predict whether crypto goes up or down. It trades the ranges on Polymarket

Right now it has $1.5M deployed across Bitcoin price brackets

It maps the entire probability surface, then snipes the gaps, where Polymarket's implied distribution drifts from on-chain realized volatility

So far: 847 trades. One every ~2 minutes. 24/7. While he's sitting in class

The strategy is a self-hedging position grid:

BTC up → one leg pays
BTC down → the other leg pays
BTC flat → the middle range pays

Results:

Biggest single win: $92.6K
Total P&L: $480,609.06

Don't forget to follow me. I'll show you how to create a similar bot soon

His takeaway: "I haven't placed a manual trade since February. I opened Claude Code and said, 'Don't stop until it's profitable.' It didn't stop"

[Nick Sortor @nicksortor]

🚨 JUST IN: President Trump orders Sec. Bessent to CUT OFF ALL DEALS with Spain after they refused to allow the US military to use their bases

"Spain has been TERRIBLE"

"We COULD use their bases if we want. We could just fly in and use it. NOBODY is gonna tell us not to use it"

“I told Scott to cut off all dealings with Spain”