♑ Cousin

I’m a nerd who gave up knowledge for laughs 5 years ago and have been happy ever since.

[♑ Cousin @Cuz_iCan]

Reading comprehension is the number 1 killer in the United States of America

[♑ Cousin @Cuz_iCan]

He gave her all the answers

[ABC News @ABC]

A California girl has passed the state's bar exam at the age of 17, one year after her brother achieved the same goal. https://t.co/c468PMVuT2

[♑ Cousin @Cuz_iCan]

This idea that men shouldn’t have feelings is stupid. Are y’all human or nah?

[♑ Cousin @Cuz_iCan]

So what’s the next app if Twitter is dead?

[♑ Cousin @Cuz_iCan]

Why are people leaving Twitter?

[Ben Crump @AttorneyCrump]

The legacy lives on! Erica Lee Carter, daughter of the late Congresswoman Sheila Jackson Lee, has been sworn in to fill her mother’s seat for the rest of the 118th Congress. This historic moment marks the first mother-daughter succession in the U.S. Congress. Congratulations!

[♑ Cousin @Cuz_iCan]

But… like… they were

[⚜️The B-U-N™⚜️ @BayouBun]

If yall telling me Mystikal braids was fake im finna lose it

[♑ Cousin @Cuz_iCan]

Technically you can quit. You stop showing up, you’re kicked out.

[Grip Skylark 💕✨ @talleyberrybaby]

He deleted but I must keep record. I have never seen anything so disgusting.

[♑ Cousin @Cuz_iCan]

Rappers always telling kids to stay in school 😂

[♑ Cousin @Cuz_iCan]

NO!

[BLURAYANGEL 🦇 @blurayangel]

Is it too early to say #ThePenguin is the best show of 2024? 📺

[♑ Cousin @Cuz_iCan]

@ShariPerks 😂😂😂 waiting on him to die

[♑ Cousin @Cuz_iCan]

🙂‍↔️ I ain’t gone hold you. Nobody gives a fuck what the spouses or kids do. This ain’t the UK

[CNN @CNN]

Melania Trump is unlikely to live in the White House full time, sources tell CNN, another sign of her willingness to buck tradition as first lady https://t.co/SJNRIkvL0J

[♑ Cousin @Cuz_iCan]

@fairiesirens Old people LOVE heat

[♑ Cousin @Cuz_iCan]

This conversation between Nate and their cousin is so… LAWD! This high horse Nate be on is so aggravating #AllAmericanHomecoming

[♑ Cousin @Cuz_iCan]

🙏🏾

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

San Antonio Spurs coach Gregg Popovich suffered a mild stroke on Nov. 2. He is expected to make a full recovery and a timeline for return has not been determined.

[♑ Cousin @Cuz_iCan]

Is a normal life really that boring?

[♑ Cousin @Cuz_iCan]

@AdamantxYves No disagreement from me there. But no presidential candidate was ever going to go against Israel.

[♑ Cousin @Cuz_iCan]

She decided to support an ally and as a presidential candidate, y’all find fault in that. Take the personal feelings out. Congress will always support an ally or a potential ally. No presidential candidate on either side said differently.

[Yves-Angeline @AdamantxYves]

FUCK. KAMALA. HARRIS.

Her campaign was trash, and she lost. She prioritized Republicans over us. She ran as a diet Republican. She chose to alienate the left. She decided that supporting Israel's genocide campaign was more important than winning the election.

[♑ Cousin @Cuz_iCan]

It’s almost as if history plays no role in a true assessment of what’s happening concurrently. We do not have to act like it’s her personal opinion and belief to support genocide. But as a presidential candidate, you’re going to respectfully support your ally even if you disagree

[Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack]

DO YOU WANT TO BE SECRETARY OF STATE?

[♑ Cousin @Cuz_iCan]

Made this comparison this morning 😂😂😂