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I voted today

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Bridge opens back up tomorrow and I heard they are auctioning off events for it. How much I got to pay to be the first jumper?

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Been thinking about this a lot lately

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You would not believe how hard it is to get to the library to tweet with this bridge being out.

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@theworstginger Do you know what day it is king?

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The Queen went her whole life without experiencing Bud Murphy's Pizza

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I wonder what Morris Morrison is doing right now

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Thinking about this a lot lately. Your mayor could never.

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Told my girl's parents I was rawdogging their daughter a lot lately. Don't know why they weren't thrilled we're trying for a baby.

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It's June so happy Prime month. Thank you Jeff Bezos

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Do you know how some people put sweetener in their ice tea? I've basically been doing that, but it's been adding cocaine back into Coca-Cola.

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They didn't want me at that wrestling event. Not because I would have won (I would have) but apparently I can't have ketamine in my system before a match.

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Bud's Pizza in the Youghiogheny tho... it'd probably kill someone

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Went to Roatan to dip my mango in the ocean like Rihanna! And it’s so good!!! 😩

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I hate when people ask me "What are you doing?"
I'm stealing change out of your car for money. What does it look like I'm doing?

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You just lost the game.

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Just got pulled over and the cop tried to give me a DUI. Nice try pal, that's the thing you get for not peeing after sex.

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L + you live in Gibson Terrace + your dad sold food stamps for cigs + no local singles in your area wanting to meet you + you failed the PSSA + ratio

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Mrs. CvilleFacts out there somewhere selling herself for crack right now and I couldn't be more excited to meet her

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Everyone knows that the green beer at Bud Murphys comes from the Yough since it is also green.

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Insider sources tell me the Falcons made March Madness this year.

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I know most of the people I went to school with failed geometry because they can't tell what a pyramid scheme is.