Pussylick Peachplay Poptit

Cause she's such a good kisserrr

🌼 rip my uncle philon. Rest easy old man.

[ally @hudsonists]

reading a smutty fanfic and then wiping after you peed seeing the evidence of that fic is a little humiliating lowkey

[˖ Ridhima 𓂀 ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

Is it me or I’m trip’n but… washing machine minutes don’t be the same as real minutes?

[zeliha ꕤ @zelihatwt]

taking this off priv

[fluttershy @hwrtyed]

mondays aren’t so hard once u cannot tell days apart from each other

[corin @susununn]

are they still suicidal thoughts if you don't really plan about committing

[slothy @slothy_420]

surely there’s more than seven sins by now

[100 @yh_me2]

I wonder how many miles I scrolled with my thumb

[27. @dimvji]

“fuck you’re tight” me to my budget

[Softboy @softboywin]

y’all ever open a message and be like “what the fuck am i even supposed to say to this”

[jan @janitorsupreme]

honestly i dont think i wasted my teenage years by spending most of it on the computer. I had fun

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

telling your parent that a video is AI feels like telling a child santa doesn’t exist

[emily north @north0fnorth]

i remember when i was 16 and filling out the form for my permit in driver’s ed i had to write in my eye color, so i raised my hand to ask the instructor what to put if i had two. she was just like “nobody has two eye colors,” came over to look at me, and went “well. shit”

[g! @thrillerjaafr]

no FUCK YOU

[jess @ifhotwhysad]

There are men out there having kids at 70+ and they’re silent

[Tay #mjbiopic @TayCris36535643]

Some people on twitter says: "Michael Jackson was no longer famous in the 2000s"

Michael on 2009:

[Woku 🏳️‍⚧️ @Lacksicle]

"Blame the password sharers" yes blame the common man!! Fight one another!!! Be at odds with your fellow human while the big bosses and ceo's pocket all the cash!!!

[nana kopaja (deera) @diraism]

me majority of the time skipping fics that arent e rated because i'm a perverted picky bastard

[Tim @trouble_man90]

If a certain someone had done this, there would be a week long celebration and glazing. Why doesn’t Mayor Johnson get the same treatment??

[Cxspxxr✘🧸 @_6signxxx]

This what happens when you elect people with a backbone