Turtle Hater

some things can be done as well as others

[Turtle Hater @Cwaldenaf]

@Pyrrrhos Why? London might as well be cairo atp

[if they go low, i go lowER @Lunasreign_]

Because y’all won’t stop paying $350

[Jasper @Jasp3r_0]

Fuck Off

[Shane Cashman @ShaneCashman]

I believe the IRS is days away from having a nuclear weapon.

[Turtle Hater @Cwaldenaf]

I'm only 24 and I can do this. I figure by age 82 I'll be able to do at least 15000 lbs

[☔ @Whotfismick]

I WANT A PHYSICAL FUCKING MENU AT A RESTAURANT. NONE OF THIS QR CODE BULLSHIT

[Turtle Hater @Cwaldenaf]

@_MLFootball @SavageSports_ @TitleTalkTCL @MattCouture5 @NyjMike @KingOfPhinland @B_Shousejr @GhostOfAdamGase @thefinstailgate @KevHarlanEffect qb with the most interceptions in the league throws lots of pick a in practice, too. huh.

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

'Harrison Butker Does Not Reflect Our Values,' Says League Of Woman Beaters https://t.co/SZLgvpLtYA

[katysqueef @nickixkaty]

The ‘asylum’ in question:

[Turtle Hater @Cwaldenaf]

#NewProfilePic

[Turtle Hater @Cwaldenaf]

everyone should be forced to work in the food industry at 16. Nothing builds character faster than watching someone do heroin on their smoke break and cook meatloafs for 8 hours

[Turtle Hater @Cwaldenaf]

@BengalsHead @BuffaloBills 82 yards 0 TD's

[Turtle Hater @Cwaldenaf]

old people will look you dead in the eye and say "i don't have an email address and I don't want one" all smug as if that's not dumb as fuck

[Not Elon Musk @ElonMuskAOC]

I spent $44 billion for this app and now Lizard boy just decided to hit copy and paste.

It’s personal now.

See you in the cage, Zuck.

[Turtle Hater @Cwaldenaf]

@PicturesFoIder

[Turtle Hater @Cwaldenaf]

@exist2post @notgloh no way youre calling them out for stealing a tweet that YOU STOLE 😂

[Turtle Hater @Cwaldenaf]

@3YearLetterman @KamalaHarris @billyjoel all that time you spent reading the constitution should have been spent in the weight room. could have easily been another ring on your finger, poach.

[Turtle Hater @Cwaldenaf]

@Weirdberto @kirawontmiss you didnt think to look this one up too?