Caleb

in my grub era

[Caleb @CWalts18]

How is my family only 4 people and I still find out everything secondhand??

[𝑲 𝑨 𝒁 @kvzxxm]

realest tweet ever.

[Caleb @CWalts18]

So you’re pissed I’m tailgating you but you’re not even going the speed limit? What fuckin sense does that make???

[Marcus is Fighting @CosmonautMarcus]

@theereal_one Only excuse for thinking this way is either that you’re stupid or like 18 sorry there’s no in between

[Gay and Tired 🥥 🌴 🇵🇸 @GayChemist]

So you agree, inflation is just a made up thing for companies to increase profits without doing any actual work.

[whirling, screaming head @slime_golem]

having a woman be a little mean to you

[Caleb @CWalts18]

Well it’s good to know my computer can heat up my whole apartment, that might save me a couple bucks this winter

[Caleb @CWalts18]

Once you get past like 25 it never feels like a good idea to bring up someone’s age

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Call Me The Third Lil Piggy

[Caleb @CWalts18]

The thought of having to explain the term gooning to your parents in any circumstance, hilarious but that’s one I hope they learn on their own and never speak of

[Caleb @CWalts18]

It’s hard to describe but 2024 is definitely giving me 2016 vibes

[Caleb @CWalts18]

Whoever came up with autopay deserves a lifetime of great head

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

Once all the boomers are retired you wanna switch to a 32 hour 4 day work week or nah?

[Caleb @CWalts18]

Sometimes you just gotta watch some trashy reality tv to cleanse your palate

[Caleb @CWalts18]

I’ve realized moving halfway across the country at the beginning of a pandemic probably fucked up my life more than I thought but hey, it is what it is (my coping mechanism)

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

The kids are alright