This American learning a new Scottish phrase is quite brilliant, even though she doesnโt quite get it right because itโs entirely possible for someone to be a โspecky cuntโ and them not actually wear glasses.
What you need to know about the new Social Media Ban in the UK:
1. All persons under 16 are prohibited from accessing social media platforms without verified parental supervision.
2. Parental supervision must be logged digitally through the UK. gov app.
3. Parents must approve each post, comment, like, or share in real-time.
4. Failure to supervise constitutes negligent digital guardianship.
5. Penalties for negligent digital guardianship include fines up to ยฃ10,000 and potential removal of devices from the household.
6. Educational use is not exempt.
7. Mental health considerations are not exempt.
8. Checking the weather on a browser that could access social media counts as attempted access.
9. Screenshots of banned platforms are treated as contraband.
10. Discussing banned platforms in school counts as conspiracy to access.
11. Parents who express disagreement with these rules online will have their supervision privileges revoked.
12. Any family member can report violations anonymously (encouraged).
Compliance is mandatory.
Britain is safer for it.
Protests in Southampton tonight. Do NOT give the state ANY excuse to throw you in prison. Because they will use anything.
I know people are angry. I am angry. But do not throw your life away doing something you will later regret.
The police need to treat protestors fairly, and any unacceptable behaviour by any officers must be recorded and called out.
But I will say this again.
Do not get violent.
That is not how we win.
We win at the ballot box, peacefully and democratically.
We win by electing Restore Britain across our country.
It's the only way.
I still donโt get why so few talk about how bad Jim Leighton was at 90 and 98. Will never understand his selection ahead of Goram.
Goes down too quickly for the goal vs Costa Rica. Fumbles the shot vs Brazil. Absolutely hopeless in the game below.
Misled nothing. What an absolute insult to the friends and family.
Hope the officers and those above them get the book thrown at them. Let's see how this pans out.
What a f*cking shambles we have become.
๐จBREAKING: Henry Nowak's father speaks out on the murder of his son:
"He told officers he could not breathe NINE TIMES, he said he had been stabbed FOUR TIMES, but the officer replied saying' 'I don't think you have, mate.'"
What a brave man.
โถ๏ธ Take a look at the VAR check that saw Celtic awarded a late penalty at Motherwell for handball.
At 6pm on @SkyFootball watch Scottish Football VAR Review to hear what the SFA's head of refereeing Willie Collum made of it ๐บ
๐จ NEW: Mohammed Fahir Amaaz and Muhammad Amaad have been cleared over the alleged assault of a male police officer at Manchester Airport
Two juries failed to reach a verdict and no further trial will take place
BOSTON FANZONE TICKETS
Registration for tickets for the Boston fanzone opens tomorrow at 7pm.
Tickets are free and can be requested here:
- Select the day (s) and match(es) you want to attend
- Children under the age of 18 need a parent/guardian waiver
- Digital passes sent to your email - save to your mobile wallet
- Registration and passes don't guarantee entry; admission is subject to capacity
https://t.co/bDr29G60ay
๐ฐ OFFICIAL STATEMENT - Stonehaven Procession
Aberdeenshire Council has upheld our right to peaceful public assembly. The Dunnottar Martyrs LOL 1685 procession will go ahead on Saturday 27th June 2026.
Read the full statement: https://t.co/h8NVAGlys3
I refuse to believe those at the top level are this stupid. No RCA required. Unless you're an idiot and / or bury your head in the sand of denial in the name of god knows what anymore.
'We need to get to the root causes of extremism and antisemitism.'
Sir Keir Starmer responds to the terror incident in Golders Green earlier today. The Prime Minister says it is not an isolated incident, but part of a series of attacks on the Jewish community.
THEYโRE AT IT AGAIN..
Scottish grown produce stamped with a butcherโs apron.
I wanted some new season fruit.. but they had a โJackโ .. so I put them back.
No sale today Lidl. Went to Aldi instead.