Cyan Ablaze

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Keep your assets close and your liabilities closer.

[G(⁠✿⁠ ⁠♡) @PaulFirstOfHis]

@k1rallik The universe is a comedian. Somewhere right now, a guy who uses a lawnmower without ear protection & thinks a balanced diet is a cheeseburger with lettuce is celebrating his 90th birthday.

[GergeOSRS @GergeOsrs]

Me Every time I raid 🤣🤣

[Nellies Nest @Nellies_Nest]

Classic Timmy

[Cyan Ablaze @CyanAblaze]

@PepitoTheCat Atta boy!

[Cyan Ablaze @CyanAblaze]

@cvrwhen Looks like she's been eating nothing but rice and broccoli with a black coffee, and honestly it makes sense

[Jay @JibbaJabb]

@unusual_whales

[stickydacat @stickydacat]

Uncle Sam says: holy fck how has it gotten this bad

[Ingenuous Firebrand 🐆🇺🇸 @ING2Firebrand]

Ben Franklin didn’t plow through dozens and dozens of French whores so that you could abide by fireworks ordinances

[Cyan Ablaze @CyanAblaze]

@BittexXBT monitoring the situation

[Bittex @BittexXBT]

observing

[Sunrise Pepe @thltd_]

Esoteric Health Hacks are always some variation of "I tricked my body into thinking I was dying and it rewarded me with endorphins when I lived."

[Cyan Ablaze @CyanAblaze]

@BTC_broo If this admin can't perma pump the bags, I have no worries a future admin can perma dump

[Cyan Ablaze @CyanAblaze]

@Catmeowdaily There is no stopping the orang

[PayThyatManHisMunney @putarmsonHeavy]

@nypost yall have the wrong end in the picture. if she is vomiting up explosive diarrhea from this bug I am never leaving the house again

[Cyan Ablaze @CyanAblaze]

*the heavenly cherub looking down* Goddddd... the primates are beefing againnnnn.