Jack B. Pettimore

lol, lmao

[Jack B. Pettimore @CyanSpectre]

When I say "RETVRN TO TRADITION" I just mean 2006.

[Jack B. Pettimore @CyanSpectre]

@smashbaals Amen

[The Knox Event in Real Time @TheKnoxEvent]

<bzzt> ... horror... <bzzt>

[Sgt. Greasemixer @SgtGreasemixer]

LIFE IS LIKE STAR WARS. I'm the wholesome Jedi chungus, and the person the internet doesn't like today is like the SITH LORD!!

[Sgt. Greasemixer @SgtGreasemixer]

I would seductively stick a chicken wing in my mouth and pull it out of my mouth moments later as just a bone for a Creed reunion

[Jack B. Pettimore @CyanSpectre]

@Orthobrocharles Because my Great Grandma used to give me coffee when I was 4 that was half black and half water - she would reuse her filters because she grew up in the depression so she had to water it down to make it pallatable. Keeps her memory alive in day to day situations.

[Jack B. Pettimore @CyanSpectre]

I'm zooted off that Gas City Hitler boof and you can't stop me

[StopAntisemitism @StopAntisemites]

Spotted in the Hamptons over the weekend (Sag Harbor).

Adolf Hitler systematically massacred 6 millions Jews and 5 million others.

Referencing him for laughs spits on the graves of those murdered.

[Sgt. Greasemixer @SgtGreasemixer]

is it worth watching rn bros?

[Lil B THE BASEDGOD @LILBTHEBASEDGOD]

- Lil B

[Sgt. Greasemixer @SgtGreasemixer]

The Entity followed him home #fishtankdotlive #fishtanklive

[Sgt. Greasemixer @SgtGreasemixer]

That's not what I saw.

[Smash Baals @smashbaals]

Just wait till we capture Papa John’s and Little Caesar’s for the Lord too.

[Jack B. Pettimore @CyanSpectre]

@basedspinach Started typing it out but absolutely none of it fit. I don't know your friend, but I will pray for him.

[krus🪖 @krus_chiki]

we used to be a country. a real country.

[Spinachbrah 🥗 @basedspinach]

@MarioNawfal Nuclear Bombs aren’t real

[Sgt. Greasemixer @SgtGreasemixer]

The silly cometh

[Sgt. Greasemixer @SgtGreasemixer]

@crolo123 @_TweetCritic Went through this account's history. It exists for no purpose other than to defend avatar.

Hello James. You swallow.

[Sgt. Greasemixer @SgtGreasemixer]

@RAB360 @NetflixGeeked I'm not even arguing this shit anymore.
This ratio will have to do.

[Jack B. Pettimore @CyanSpectre]

It's time.