Cyber Audit Man

Dropping Cybersecurity Memes like it's 1999. #cybermemes #justcybersecuritythings

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Literally any security organization that has better policies/configs than me.
Me:

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IT Department: "YouTube: Allowed. Pandora: Allowed. iTunes: Allowed. Spotify: Blocked."

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when you get just the executive overview after asking for the full report from the client

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@Dadsaysjokes Tell her to get off Uranus!

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Me trying to figure out how to get all of our clients deadlines met in Q1. #cyberaudit #cybermeme #ITmeme

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When you're interviewing a network wizard but can't really comprehend #cybermeme #Cybersecurity

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Celebrating one year of not being hacked because I don't have shit passwords #MyTwitterAnniversary

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When the client improves 1 thing from last year. #cybersecurity #cybermemes #memes #cybersecuritymemes

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auditors be like "you need encryption around tape backups" but what about #VHS bro don't you even security?

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when you try to secure your #iot #internetofthings #cybersecurity #cybermemes #justcybersecuritythings

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when you try to secure your #iot #internetofthings #cybersecurity #cybermemes #justcybersecuritythings

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when you ask the client where the cyber budget went #cybersecurity #cybersecurityawarenessmonth #cybermemes #cyberbudget #ITBudget

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#soxaudits #triggered #cybermeme #justcybersecuritythings

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#soxaudits #triggered #cybermeme #justcybersecuritythings

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when your client doesn't audit group policy #cybersecurity #cyberawarenessmonth #justcybersecuritythings #cybermemes

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when you got #Ransomware but your #bitcoin balance is 0 #cybersecurity #justcybersecuritythings #cybermemes #cyberproblems

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when you ask the client where the cyber budget went #cybersecurity #cybersecurityawarenessmonth #cybermemes #cyberbudget #ITBudget

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#IfLifeWereATVShow Cybersecurity perps would get rekt

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Hey Girl do u even secure your system #cybersecurity #justcybersecuritythings #cybermeme #hacksoutforHarambe

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@RaefMeeuwisse Yes