🚨 WTF?! President Trump just revealed he PARDONED a man who was sentenced to SEVEN YEARS in federal prison for fixing his OWN truck or tractor
"The Democrats have a restriction that if you get caught fixing your tractor, they bring you to JAIL. Did you know that?!"
"I pardoned a man last week who was sentenced to SEVEN YEARS in jail because he got caught fixing his car or truck."
"I said, 'what did he do?' 'He was fixing his truck!'
I said, 'how long is he getting? '7 years'
I said, 'say it again!' It's the first time I've ever heard it...
I gave him a pardon because he had to go to JAIL because he was fixing HIS tractor or his truck. So I promise.. if you ever get caught fixing your tractor or truck, I will give you a pardon, OK?"
Looney democrat regulation strikes again...
A Muslim passenger:
"Excuse me, can you turn off the music?"
The driver:
"Why?"
The passenger:
"Music is haram."
The driver:
"Why is music haram?"
The passenger:
"Because there was no music in the time of prophet Muhammad."
The driver:
"Well, get off then. There were no cars back then either. A camel will come pick you up."
😂🤭😂
Sharon Stone and Keke Palmer on men’s rights:
"People want to take [women's rights] away... Would we tell men, 'We'd like to take away your healthcare?.. we're taking the Viagra. All of their hairline stuff. I don’t know if I’m into them driving.'"
Rashida Tlaib calls for "supporters" to mobilize across the country and "seize the power and fight back" against the political structures she works in,
"Gaza is the compass in this country... now we’re in Congress and in every corner of this country"
Google’s parent company Alphabet is seeking EPA approval to release 64 million bacteria-infected mosquitoes across Florida and California. The male mosquitoes carry Wolbachia bacteria which makes them unable to reproduce when they mate with wild females, slowly wiping out disease-carrying mosquito populations. Biggest open-air biological experiment in US history and nobody voted on it.
Reporter: "Do you have any medical advice for Americans out there who are suffering from a very serious ailment called Trump Derangement Syndrome?"
Dr. Oz: "Treating stupid is really hard."
This is the most important image on the internet right now:
Henry Nowak’s hand cuffed.
Pale due to loss of blood.
Henry is dying.
The demonic hands of the British authorities restraining him as they coddle his migrant murderer.
Henry bleeds out as UK cops and migrants insult him
The Texas Rangers are the only MLB team not doing the whole Pride Month thing.
No rainbow jerseys, no special nights, just baseball for everybody.
And you know what? Good for them. Finally, someone keeping it about the game instead of turning the ballpark into a parade float.
If you’re tired of every team shoving politics down your throat with every pitch, support the Rangers.
Buy the merch. Rock that Texas hat. Go to the games.
God bless Texas. And God bless the Rangers for not caving to the insanity.