Modern day Seinfeld: Lockdown Edition pt. 1
George lives his best life during lockdown. He finally doesnโt have to actively avoid human interaction, or his parents.
Kramer doesnโt bathe for two straight weeks and ends up with bed bugs. He tries to befriend them bc he is lonely.
Him: *has bathroom mirror selfie*
Me: *notices a framed picture on his wall behind him* โlol do you have a framed picture of yourself in your bathroom?โ
Him: โgirl thatโs Malcolm Xโ
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Modern day Seinfeld:
Kramer invents an auto-swipe gadget to increase likes on Tinder.
George steals the device for himself and it malfunctions. George: โIt wonโt stop swiping!!โ Elaine: โOh my GODโ