Cynical Tim

I'm not cynical. I just have zero faith in humanity.

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Snow means staying in. Which also means this will be my winter diet. #notmad #baconarmy

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It's one of those days and ....

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Confession time: I'm not really as open minded as I pretend to be.

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LOVING Dayton's new city slogan. "Where no one else wants to wait their turn either."

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"The Internet will never be fast enough for me" #FirstWorldProblems

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My wife just told me, "She's a negative Nelly, but I'm sure it's because of her past life experience." #please #nomoreexcuses #peoplesuck

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Dude with a mohawk wearing yoga pants in Panara. <sarcasm>Exactly what I needed to see today. Thanks, life.</sarcasm>

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Awww... @russgott @animatorx @SchLamma

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@russgott sweet hair, bro! (<-- that's not sarcasm)

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@russgott @animatorx @SchLamma the flowchart typically goes like this: see people > get disgruntled > grumble > plan global domination

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It was national bacon day yesterday so it's safe to say I'm still in a #bacon coma. Arguably in heaven @russgott @animatorx

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If I watched a video on slaughtering animals, it would make me want to eat MORE meat #sorrynotcynical #bacon #bacon #bacon

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I can't wait till I run this country #shitTimsays