CynicallySweet7

[Greg Hogben @MyDaughtersArmy]

Jesus. This just broke my heart.

[CynicallySweet7 @CynicallySweet7]

My mom just messaged me bc she saw this on msn's homepage n found it disturbing. She has a suggestion for a much better headline @washingtonpost
"overwhelming scientific evidence show very little risk in vaccines but anti-vaxxers rage on". Food for thought
https://t.co/azTmTG5Y7P

[CynicallySweet7 @CynicallySweet7]

Everyday I read these stupid bullshit articles about the Kardashians n in the comments ppl be like "the world is falling apart Y do u care bout these assholes"? The answer is simple, we don't, but the world is falling apart and for 5 God damned seconds we needed a break!!

[CynicallySweet7 @CynicallySweet7]

@joanneprada People judge too much! If you wanna tell the world your problems, that's fine. N if you wanna deal with them on your own /with loved ones that's fine too. People need to mind their own business!

[CynicallySweet7 @CynicallySweet7]

@no1saw @fatfemmfatale Mansplaining at its most annoying 🤦‍♀️

[CynicallySweet7 @CynicallySweet7]

@no1saw Ewwww

[CynicallySweet7 @CynicallySweet7]

@emrazz Bullshit. Sweatpants are a sign of winning. Long day at work =sweatpants. Wfh=sweatpants. Sick, but getting better =sweatpants... I could do this all day but y'all get my drift

[CynicallySweet7 @CynicallySweet7]

@chrissyteigen I'm moving n had to go out n buy a bunch of stuff that made me look like a psycho. Duct tape, rope, pliers, and my bf happened to need a new axe (he lives in the woods). I spent so much time letting the lady at home depot kno that I'm not a psycho... She super didn't care/notice

[feminist next door @emrazz]

If you’re a working class Republican and you’re frustrated about paying into services to help others when you can barely help yourself, I get that. I really do. What I don’t get is why you blame the needy instead of the richest for placing the entire burden on you.

[CynicallySweet7 @CynicallySweet7]

Me: I can't slow down. Hafta find a car, make my deadline at work and be ready to move next weekend

Life: oh really? Here's a brutal virus. You will be absolutely useless for two days minimum

Me: Ok bf can help out

Life: Hahaha. Takin him out too!

[CynicallySweet7 @CynicallySweet7]

@chrissyteigen Why she workin so hard to make it look like she doesn't brush her hair?

[CynicallySweet7 @CynicallySweet7]

Yeassssssssss!

[Variety @Variety]

Nickelodeon is reviving #AllThat with Kenan Thompson as executive producer (EXCLUSIVE) https://t.co/G8NHthc4s2

[Netflix @netflix]

some of you never had to watch the last half-hour of Titanic on a second VHS tape and it shows

[Jenny K @jennygadget]

"Man, if a billionaire is gonna run for President, I wish it was Bezos not that whiny, attention-deprived coffee guy or the lying, Russian asset one we got there now."

NO. NO BILLIONAIRES RUNNING FOR OFFICE

I realize this is a joke, but THIS IS HOW WE GOT HERE

[CynicallySweet7 @CynicallySweet7]

And fuck the "crisp" autumn leaves, your hubby and kids too! They're dead not crisp!

[Pornhub @Pornhub]

Why do I have to hear about recipe bloggers life stories before they give me the recipe. I JUST WANT TO KNOW HOW TO MAKE THOSE SHRIMP TACOS LINDA, I DONT NEED TO KNOW ABOUT YOUR FUCKING WEEKEND AT THE IN LAWS.

[CynicallySweet7 @CynicallySweet7]

@ClueHeywood What, did they think that was all you tweeted about or something?

[CynicallySweet7 @CynicallySweet7]

@fivefifths @no1saw Yes.

[CynicallySweet7 @CynicallySweet7]

@guybranum @no1saw @AOC Also, fun fact. This is not true.

[CynicallySweet7 @CynicallySweet7]

@chrissyteigen I have a rule, if someone else cooks it I will eat it. Unless it has coconut. Anaphylaxis is fun for no one!

[CynicallySweet7 @CynicallySweet7]

Me every night: I totally locked my door

Hour later: yeah def locked that shit

Half hour later: pretty sure I did

Half hour later: *gets it out of warm bed only to see that just like every other night I did indeed lock the door *