The Cynical Website

A place for cynical definitions and murderous Murphyisms

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Fuel for both bad dialogue and decisions.

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#anger #humor #cynical

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intern, n. An unpaid temporary employee that is rarely worth the amount that you pay them.

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National Intern Day

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GDP, n. Government’s Doubtful Projections.

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testimony n. the lies or misdirection of a witness under oath.

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#fauci #congress

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earthquake, n. Mother Nature's hick-up.

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#kumamoto

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science, n. The slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact.

#fauci #lableak #covid

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AI, n. Artificial Incompetence — human error operating at machine speed.

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It is a slippery process.

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#humor #cynical #worms

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death, n. Life's only certainty.

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Maybe the Cynical website should start adding advertising to these memes.

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invest, n. The depositing of assets in hopes that returns will outpace the cost of living.

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Trump Accounts?

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independence, n. The disquieting knowledge that it is really up to you.

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Happy 4th of July!

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Love is blind and that's a damn good thing!

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#humor #cynical #adore #adoration

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vote, n. The art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable.

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#election

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judge, n. A law student who grades his own examination papers.

#suremecourt

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All the world is a stage and the men and women merely psychotic.

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#humor #actor #cynical

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Death would be a blessing.

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#humor #cynical #accordian

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banker, n. A fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.

#warsh

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television, n. A modern alter upon which intelligence is sacrificed.

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#Fox #Roku #Television

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wife, n. Your bitter half.

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#MichelleObama