Cynthia

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[K-1 @Mr_Sir_Raider]

11 health issues?? Naw fuck those 11..We need a new party and new representation

[Cynthia @CynLaura1422]

Comin for ya Gregory

https://t.co/OSGmrPzC6l

[Cynthia @CynLaura1422]

@xtremely_chic Well damn. I just now figured it out.....so ty lol

[Cynthia @CynLaura1422]

@Mr_Sir_Raider Saw this so perfect right!? Every time I watch him my arm goes up like this as I saunter to the kitchen to get a snack 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[SlenderSherbet @SlenderSherbet]

Sometimes I'm late for work because I sit like this for too long instead of getting ready.

[The SlenderSherbet Deleted Tweet Emporium @TenderHerbert]

"Biscuit? I don't even like biscuits. Why would you even ask me that. How dare you"

[Cynthia @CynLaura1422]

How did you know? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[SlenderSherbet @SlenderSherbet]

Me: "I need to stop buying unnecessary stuff and save money"

Amazon: Your tortoise's crochet bonnet has been delivered.

[Cynthia @CynLaura1422]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[SlenderSherbet @SlenderSherbet]

Me: "I need to stop buying unnecessary stuff and save money"

Amazon: Your tortoise's crochet bonnet has been delivered.

[Cynthia @CynLaura1422]

I want this level of humanity back in my government.

Check out MamaBearMartie's video! #TikTok https://t.co/RKXiNMVAsV

[Cynthia @CynLaura1422]

@SlenderSherbet @FinlayDave Awwwww....🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣❤️

[SlenderSherbet @SlenderSherbet]

"Excuse me, I'm sorry to bother you but your bird feeder is empty"

📸: @FinlayDave

[The SlenderSherbet Deleted Tweet Emporium @TenderHerbert]

"Honestly, Janice, I can't even look at you right now"

[Cynthia @CynLaura1422]

@Mr_Sir_Raider Wahhhhh wahhhh....we killed ourselves w a couple bad ref calls thrown in.

[SlenderSherbet @SlenderSherbet]

Me all week to everything: "I'll do it at the weekend"

Also me, all weekend:

[Cynthia @CynLaura1422]

@SlenderSherbet 🤣🤣🤣

[Cynthia @CynLaura1422]

My husband when I flush the toilet when he's showering.

[The SlenderSherbet Deleted Tweet Emporium @TenderHerbert]

When someone turns the tap on while you're having a shower.

[Cynthia @CynLaura1422]

@TenderHerbert 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Cynthia @CynLaura1422]

@Mr_Sir_Raider PS Go Raiders!

[Cynthia @CynLaura1422]

@Mr_Sir_Raider Me too, fantastic!

[Cynthia @CynLaura1422]

@TenderHerbert 🤣🤣🤣🤣