Deandre

DOPENESS & PHOTOGRAPHY

[Deandre @CyrilDeandre]

R-E-T-W-E-E-T If You Love Getting Head Before Sex ^_^

[Deandre @CyrilDeandre]

Have you ever changed a whole text message just because you didn't know how to spell one word -__-

[Deandre @CyrilDeandre]

whats your favorite flavor of kool-aid? red! bitch i said flavor not color

[Deandre @CyrilDeandre]

Ever look at your ex & wonder …fuck!! Was I drunk the entire relationship ?

[Deandre @CyrilDeandre]

I hate when i see a girl in the car next to me she's real hot then the light turns green and she's gone forever.. :(

[Deandre @CyrilDeandre]

*On A High Speed Chase* Fuck I Got Caught! (Quick Reply) I'm sorry officer, I thought you wanted to race... ^_^

[Deandre @CyrilDeandre]

During sex. I suddenly stopped and didn't move. She: "What are you doing?" Me: "I've seen this on YouPorn, its called Buffering"

[Deandre @CyrilDeandre]

So you sayn she is a slut cuz She is woman with the morals of a man?

[Deandre @CyrilDeandre]

dear twitter: one day they will all leave you too. sincerely, MySpace.^_^

[Deandre @CyrilDeandre]

Dear whoever is reading this, u are beautiful and someone out there is crazy about u. So smile, life is too short to be unhappy :)

[Deandre @CyrilDeandre]

Do something right - no one remembers. Make one mistake and no one forgets.

[☆★#NoChill Zone★☆ @YoHoLikeMeTho]

Popping Plan B pills like they vitamins #SignsYouAHo

[Deandre @CyrilDeandre]

(phone vibrates) *runs across room* *jumps over couch* *fights off ninjas* *grabs phone* "damn, i thought u were someone else!!"

[Deandre @CyrilDeandre]

Yelling, 'HEY SLUT' and watching 15 girls turn around. Awkward.

[Deandre @CyrilDeandre]

The person who made you laugh in his presence
will definitely make you cry in his absence.

[Deandre @CyrilDeandre]

who else can't wait till @Drake 's new album drops!

[Deandre @CyrilDeandre]

@itskaterina_xo Thank you :)

[Deandre @CyrilDeandre]

Friends are like trees; they fall down after you hit them multiple times with an axe.

[Deandre @CyrilDeandre]

Have you noticed that ~ L.O.L has gone from meaning laugh out loud to 'I can't think of anything else to say.