𝔇𝔞𝔳𝔢

Based on a true story. 4.93 Uber Passenger Rating. Loud music. Ball knower and tortured Braves fan. Taco Bell frequent flyer. Weightlifting. Cat dad.

[𝔇𝔞𝔳𝔢 @d00mslayerDave]

34 in October 🎃

[Savanah Tujague 🇺🇸🇦🇷 @savanah2j]

32 in December 💛

[𝔇𝔞𝔳𝔢 @d00mslayerDave]

@savanah2j C4 Frozen Bombsicle.

Ball knower

[Kapt'n Krunch 🛠️⚓ @KaptainKrunch97]

the existence of TSA Agents in Paw Patrol implies that 9/11 happened in the Paw Patrol universe therefore confirming the existence of Paw-Qaeda

[Karl-Anthony Towns @KarlTowns]

Can the waitress in red lobsters plz bring me another dr.pepper >:(

[𝔇𝔞𝔳𝔢 @d00mslayerDave]

I am once again begging ya'll to shower before getting on a flight

[COCHISE @cochise]

NEW YORK CITY, YOU LISTEN TO ME. IF YOU'RE NEAR A CONVENIENCE STORE RIGHT NOW, ANY TYPE OF 24-HOUR STORE, GO INTO THE STORE RIGHT NOW AND PUT YOUR HAND IN THE CASH REGISTER FOR NO REASON

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@0xadot I don’t know dude but you didn’t have to watch it.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Kenneth_Belkin Do I look like I’m a part of the elite oligarch class. This was taken at a super 8 motel off I95 by the way.

[𝔇𝔞𝔳𝔢 @d00mslayerDave]

@yapdoss Big Texas cinnamon roll only a dollar, put these people in charge of the economy ASAP

[𝔇𝔞𝔳𝔢 @d00mslayerDave]

@aeon_toad It does, protect it with your life

[𝔇𝔞𝔳𝔢 @d00mslayerDave]

Doing Sign of the Cross every time I say it for that little extra razzle dazzle 🤌

[bimbo baggins @allyson_meghan]

saying “happy pride” to random straight men to make them paranoid all month

[Stephen A Smith @stephenasmith]

The Stephen A. Smith Show on 710 ESPN LA comes on 9-11 pm Tonight. We will NOT discuss Kobe Bryant. We will, however, discuss the homosexual

[𝔇𝔞𝔳𝔢 @d00mslayerDave]

Saturday Caturday

[𝔇𝔞𝔳𝔢 @d00mslayerDave]

@maraissupertall Gummy worms, baby food packets, more gummy worms, LMNT packets, honey packets, and more gummy worms*

*can be subbed for sour patch kids

[Kevin Durant @KDTrey5]

Subway steak n cheese wit chipotle sauce sound good right now wit salt n vinegar chips and swiss cheese..damn what a great sandwich

[𝔇𝔞𝔳𝔢 @d00mslayerDave]

@maraissupertall Paris on Champs-Élysées day is crowded, stupid expensive, way too many barricades, and just not worth it. Mountain stages are the move. Riders are moving slow enough where you can feel their effort and the scenery is incredible. If you can pull it off, I recommend camping

[𝔇𝔞𝔳𝔢 @d00mslayerDave]

When I say this will heal you, I mean it. Landing in Seoul at 10 PM local and just walking around and exploring the city until 3 AM is forever a core memory and unlocked something in my brain

[Qadi @Bigqadi]

Walking alone through a foreign city at night, realizing how far you’ve come. Top 3 peak moments ever.

[𝔇𝔞𝔳𝔢 @d00mslayerDave]

@yapdoss I mean COME ON

[𝔇𝔞𝔳𝔢 @d00mslayerDave]

@abstractdolls oh