दक्ष पाराशर🇮🇳

जाओ ट्वीट्स देखो, इधर कुछ नही है।😏
किसी की भी ट्वीट बातचीत के बीच में घुस सकता है अपुन।😎😬
प्रश्नों के लिए तैयार रहें।😉
भारत माता की जय।🇮🇳

[दक्ष पाराशर🇮🇳 @D09parashar]

कक्षा छठी में जब पिता जी और माँ के डाँट-डंडे फेल होने लगे तो ये निर्णय लिया गया कि मुझे गणित के ट्यूशन की सख्त आवश्यकता है। २ घर छोड़ कर, शैली आंटी ट्यूशन पढ़ाती थीं। वहाँ मेरे स्कूल के कुछ और छात्र भी जाते थे, तो तय हुआ कि ये भी वहीं जाएगा।

[Aravind @aravind]

And they want you to believe rural Indians, in some remote village in the Himalayas having two goats and a 500 sq ft plot farming potatoes, will pay like 1 lakh to setup a 20 Mbps internet for "liberating" themselves with Starlink.

[AjiHaan @AjiHaaan]

Urgent: कल कांग्रेसियों ने भगवा पहन कर खूब मारपीट करते हुए वीडियो बनवाये हैं ताकि बजरंग दल को बदनाम किया जा सके..ये जत्था बगल के ही रेस्टोरेंट से बिरयानी खाकर भगवा लपेट कर आया था.. अभी झंडे बदल ही रहे थे कि कैमरे में आ गए.. प्रोटेस्ट का मुद्दा अब शिफ्ट किया जाएगा पूरी मशीनरी द्वारा.

[दक्ष पाराशर🇮🇳 @D09parashar]

@Shreedha__ श्रीधा जी, साबुदाने की टिक्की, खिचड़ी, किसी किसी दिन कुट्टू की पकोड़ी हो गईं, कभी फ्रूट चाट, साथ में किसी दिन लस्सी हो गई। बात हो ही रही है तो कभी कभी चौलाई के लड्डू को दूध में डाल लिए। एकदम बढ़िया चलता रहना चाहिए मामला।

भुने आलू और दही का कॉम्बो कैसे भूल सकता हूं।

[दक्ष पाराशर🇮🇳 @D09parashar]

@elonmusk Sun bey alien, Indians ki fikr tu mat kar...vo apne aap kar lenge...aur kya libir libir laga rkha hai...jab bhi milna hoga licence mil jayega...tera Starlink bahut hi Jan-uddhaar wala hoga to log vaise le lenge...bhale hi Jio aaye ya na aaye...apne product mei vishwas rakh bhai

[दक्ष पाराशर🇮🇳 @D09parashar]

@chandeltweets अजय जी, मैंने ये भी कहीं पढ़ा है कि ज्ञानेश कुमार की भूमिका अयोध्या में राम मंदिर ट्रस्ट बनाने में भी थी।

[Delhi Police @DelhiPolice]

Several social media handles are claiming that as Sh. Abhijeet Dipke is in detention, he has not been informed about the demise of his grandmother.

In this regard it is being clarified that the information regarding the demise of Abhijeet’s grandmother was promptly conveyed to him with due sensitivity. He was also informed of the scheduled funeral time and offered all possible assistance to facilitate his travel to his hometown on humanitarian grounds.

[Mahesh Jethmalani @JethmalaniM]

I am hearing anarchy is being planned through messaging apps. In Delhi today.

Even professors like Delhi University's VINEETA SHARMA - Associate Professor, Dept of Economics, Kirori Mal College - is apparently instigating people using terrorist Ajmal Kasab's name!

“Full Kasab energy”? Is a mass murderer now the inspiration for people claiming to defend democracy?

If these circulating chats are authentic, references to Kasab alongside alleged discussions of stun guns and chilli powder against police demand an urgent investigation. And people need to be held accountable.

But I wonder, how low will such radical leftist's go!

[Venkatesh Prasad @venkateshprasad]

Extremely poor from President Musk, who ensured BYD didn’t enter the US for fear of his Tesla sales crumbling . And here making an issue out of our right for national security. A great entrepreneur but a v bitter man. Earlier went after Trump claiming his name is in Epstein files only to calm down later to ensure his business doesn’t suffer. Lol Musk.

[Nutralist @olphanso]

Bro pulled out a heist for this nation 😭😭

[दक्ष पाराशर🇮🇳 @D09parashar]

@GabbbarSingh That, "Arrey 1 sec" and "Byeeee" are best part of the whole video 😂😂😂

[दक्ष पाराशर🇮🇳 @D09parashar]

@curiosweetie It's already on the verge of approval. Musk is not tweeting for Starlink, it was proved the moment he thanked RG.

[Shiv Aroor @ShivAroor]

Can’t make this up—After slapping tariffs on half the world for buying Russian oil, Trump agrees to buy Russian oil.

[AjiHaan @AjiHaaan]

अब राहुल जी के ट्वीट्स की रीच अचानक बहुत ज़्यादा बढ़ती दिखायी देगी वहीं मोदी जी के ट्वीट्स रेस्ट्रिक्ट किए जायेंगे.. @elonmusk ने अपने Election Interference के पत्ते जल्द खोल दिए ❤️🫶🏻

[दक्ष पाराशर🇮🇳 @D09parashar]

@Preeti_S_24 बहुत महंगा शॉक है।😌

[दक्ष पाराशर🇮🇳 @D09parashar]

@Boringism Kya khatarnaak din the Koo ke...

[Aravind @aravind]

Musk is posting this after everything is ready for Starlink approval by India. He knows Starlink will be approved. Yet, he posted this at this time because he wants to rile up Indians, especially Modi supporters, then turn them and all Indians against Modi when Starlink starts functioning. His timing is coinciding with regime change efforts.

[Instamart @instamart_it]

tasla is Indian

[दक्ष पाराशर🇮🇳 @D09parashar]

@elonmusk I was so wrong here.

[दक्ष पाराशर🇮🇳 @D09parashar]

@RahulGandhi Jeebh (tongue) ko lagatar kisi khurduri satah (rough surface) par ragadne se oral mucosa ko Mechanical Trauma (bhautik chot) pahunchta hai. Aur kisi tarah ka benefit nahi hota h.

[दक्ष पाराशर🇮🇳 @D09parashar]

@RahulGandhi Jeebh (tongue) ko lagatar kisi khurduri satah (rough surface) par ragadne se oral mucosa ko Mechanical Trauma (bhautik chot) pahunchta hai. Aur kisi tarah ka benefit nahi hota h.

[दक्ष पाराशर🇮🇳 @D09parashar]

@elonmusk Kyu kar rha hai bhai gaali khaane waale kaam...businessman hai business kar...kyu ungli kar rha h? Milna hoga to mil jayega...aur zyada ungli krega to bilkul nahi milega. Jaanboojh kar nahi milega. Ye chutiyapa mat kar bhai...baat maan le. Tameej mei rhega...fayede mei rahega.