Dom Jones

[Toby Tarrant @tobytarrant]

A colleague of one of my good mates went missing in the Clapham Common/Brixton area of London on Wednesday

Please share and contact the police if you have any information

Thank you 🙏

https://t.co/U5xKYsFM4A

[Dom Jones @D0MMY_]

I want to meet Marcelo in a bar and buy him a beer. What a guy.

[BBC Sport @BBCSport]

Find us a better costume at a sporting event.

We'll wait...

[Dom Jones @D0MMY_]

Is it just me that thinks wireless earphones look utterly ridiculous and if you wear them you like a high grade tosser

[Dom Jones @D0MMY_]

Got plans tomorrow? Going to Leicester. Rufus ‘that’s a red cheese ennit’

[Dom Jones @D0MMY_]

‘Spooner, your mum’s nickname for me is the girthquake’ 13:49

[Dom Jones @D0MMY_]

It’s not spillage lick it all uppage #classicrufus #notinyourmumsforest

[Dom Jones @D0MMY_]

13:18 I ain’t going home until I shit myself

[callie @callieshayeeex3]

guys!!! if i get 500k retweets this can happen for me!! please help out 💙💙 thank you all!!! #CalliesMetsProm

[Dom Jones @D0MMY_]

When talking about jaegerbombs in a can rufus says ‘why not just have a straw so you can pedo it’

[Dom Jones @D0MMY_]

I’m tweeting every classic line Rufus comes out with today starting at 11:15 ‘I’m sweating my dick off mate’

[Dom Jones @D0MMY_]

Set up Instagram and by the time I had done it Liverpool had scored twice

[Dom Jones @D0MMY_]

Literally got 3 bits of chicken in my honey and mustard chicken pasta. Fuming.

[Dom Jones @D0MMY_]

@anthony_spooner Caviar tastes like shit anyways.

[Dom Jones @D0MMY_]

@anthony_spooner Garlic bread and chips. You’re a mad man.

[Dom Jones @D0MMY_]

If you’re not spooning lasagne onto your garlic bread, you’re failing.

[Dom Jones @D0MMY_]

Didn’t win one Christmas cracker all Christmas..

[Dom Jones @D0MMY_]

COYS

[Dom Jones @D0MMY_]

I’ve had a nap on 6 separate occasions today and it’s been glorious

[Dom Jones @D0MMY_]

Goodbye my liver, goodbye my friend.

- Christmas 2017.