Fultz & Simmons over Tatum & Brown
Failed to get value for Jahlil Okafor
Traded Shamet for Tobias
Let Butler walk for Tobias
Signed Tobias for 5yrs/180mil
Brought in Al Horford to start alongside Ben/Embiid
Traded Mikal Bridges for Zhaire Smith
Lost 2nd round pick for tampering to get PJ Tucker and Danuel House
Wasted Harden days with a 40 yr old PJ Tucker and Tobias Harris
Cut Isaiah Joe for 40 yr old Dedmon
Traded McCain for a 22nd pick
Cut Champagnie so McClung can participate in slam dunk contest
I feel like I only covered 10%
i lowkey fuck with how there’s no jobs and rent is infinity money and food is infinity money and fun activities are infinity money and every kind of side hustle is completely flooded and everyone’s angry and mean all the time
America, if you’re near an opera house, if you’re near a ballet studio, go inside and put your hand inside the donation bin for no reason!! Their money is your money.. as of right now!!
A lot of 27-33 year old men trying to be Anthony Bourdain. Cowardly.
I’m Action Bronson-maxxing. I’m on the phone with a Turkish saffron broker at the baccarat table. I’m providing color commentary on arms deals.
You bought black American spirits and called it “a vibe”