Dopamine✨

I'll bore you. 🧢

[Uncle Ruckus @Emarged]

This was how Africa remained underdeveloped.

[Abu Amir @SadiqMaunde]

“Go back to Anambra!”

They went back to Anambra, and you still wan follow dem go Rome?

Stop playing!

[Dopamine✨ @D0pamine_rush_]

Why they look like Redrush and his wife😭

[Keith Edwards @keithedwards]

This is the couple who climbed to the top of the Empire State Building

[dracojeremy @jeremyb___]

so women used to pound fufu, i’m showing this to my house people

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

honestly, most of my problems come down to two things:

1. ​i'm terrible at waking up.
2. ​i am somehow worse at going to sleep.

[Uncle Ruckus @Emarged]

A side chick wants to be the main chick and that's why men get caught cheating. On the other hand, a side guy wants to remain a side guy forever and that' why women are not easily caught.

[Dopamine✨ @D0pamine_rush_]

@ceejay_writes U no quick talk. I don first break my fast with rule one💔

[UPDATEBOYZ  @Updateboyx]

Me and your daughter vibing to a new banger in 2046 after you rejected me in 2018

[Nino Paid @cantgobacc]

When niggas start putting extra shit in they noodles it’s like okay you a advanced broke nigga

[ilymjsyk @g4na_xo]

When it's your turn to swing the hammer, do it as violently and loudly as possible. Because nobody gave a fuck when you were the nail.

[jay @Jay_bigstepper]

Have y'all noticed that majority of the people that hates cats and owls are those people that were raised on nollywood movies.
Those onitsha movies really did alot of damage.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

“They are stealing our jobs.”

Yes Billy, who failed high school, Rajesh the astrophysicist has stolen your job.

[A.VICTOR @Lifeof_AG01]

Some of you genuinely do not deserve good things.

[𝕂𝕦𝕤𝕤𝕞𝕒𝕟 @kusssman]

That YCEE interview just opened the olodo portal.

[Emmanuel Echeta @PenTitan]

All these things start from secondary school

Your school girls go dey crush on Lee Min Ho

You go dey crush on your school girls

[Tamale @256Rootyherman]

Narrating how u were scammed and realize midway that ure one of the most stupid people alive

[Emmanuel Echeta @PenTitan]

Who get vibrator, dildo and rose for house, no wan dey sleep around

Who get pocket toto for house, na pervert

No shaking

[𝓓𝓾𝓴𝓮 🧃 @fwsodiq]

"If i were you" might be the most pointless hypothetical. If you were me you would do exactly what i did cuz you'd be me