Douglas

carpe diem

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

the final stage of being a man is understanding your father

[mayank @maynkydvv]

Fuck a break up, have you ever met a person you had a brief but insane connection with and then the universe was like oops wait sorry that wasn't actually supposed to happen😭😭

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

when you're at the rock button, not expecting money from anywhere and a mf with a trust fund says "money can't buy happiness"

[aang🇫🇷 @inclusivetwts]

tyical kenyan parent will not say I love you but they will wake up at 5am to make you tea before a journey

[𝘋𝘶𝘭𝘦𝘹𝘹 ☆ @amos_dulex]

I will always Choose rejection over friendzone every time.

[Viktor @FB_viktor]

That cool dude that minds his business that you admire probably smokes weed

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

The most dangerous thing you can be is reliable to unreliable people .

[Shad @_shad_s]

Ukiwa campus you need to enjoy every moment that you get there because once it's passed kuna high chances hautai pata tena. Get laid as much as you want, play games, cheat on your girlfriends/boyfriends and all that. I miss playing table tennis with my friends.

[Breezrill 👾. @breezrill]

Haha, watu huanalyse games za Argentina ni kama ni interclasses na wanataka ziwe reffed kama interclasses. Upuzi sana.

[Řõððïę @Its_Roddie]

Bibi ya ninja alipelekwa shopping na sponsor wake, bibi akaleta shopping, akaficha chini ya kitanda.. So mans alikua akiacha 70 bob ya mafuta ya kupima, bibi anaenda chini ya bed, anachota ya 70 “anajiuzia”... Asipoacha pesa, wanalala njaa na kuna shopping chini ya bed😂😂😂

[Douglas @D0ugls]

@AmosSalau8404 😂😂

[Ole Teya @TeyaKevin]

👍

[idk no mo! @Tl_mooh]

my utensils and i are always happy whenever my gf comes over...(we both get service and justice)

[323 @Ggod323]

It is not poetic to suffer

[Ole🇰🇪 @Sankalekeiwua]

Single men with no hoes and with pure hearts tumetulia tunangoja mpira ianze

[Zachary Oguda @zaxoguda]

Tiktok is soo random 🤣🤣

[Limo @Limorio_]

When you are waiting to play a game of pool but there’s a guy anafunza dem kucheza, it’s been 40 minutes, game moja haijaisha, na ghasia zinachekeshana ufala.

[J.E.D.I.D.I.A.H @ItsDjJed]

Real Niggas don’t have a type, we just go for peaceful women

[memory lane @bitchiwas999]

No one:

Me every time ‘Walking On A Dream’ come on:

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

😭😭😭😭