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[D’One SA @D1soanti]

BACK HOME OUT NOW! 🏠 - https://t.co/rRtwbR3sF8

[Soloball🇵🇹 @OginiSolomon]

Now that Amad will potentially be back in full training and available for the first team after the international break, Michael Carrick needs to understand something.

STOP COMPLICATING THIS TEAM.

The left-wing options should be Matheus Cunha and Marcus Rashford.

Nobody else.

If Cunha isn't playing on the left wing, he should be on the bench. It's that simple.

Left wing: Cunha or Rashford.

The striker options should be Benjamin Šeško and Bryan Mbeumo.

If Šeško isn't available, Mbeumo starts up front.

Zirkzee should only play as the central forward if both Šeško and Mbeumo are unavailable.

Then there's the right wing.

Amad Diallo starts.

If Amad isn't available, Shea Lacey starts.

And please, stop playing Mbeumo on the right wing.

That's not his game.

Mbeumo isn't a traditional wide forward. He's an inside forward who naturally drifts into central areas and operates between the lines, almost like a false nine.

So why keep forcing him out wide?

The options are ridiculously simple:

LW: Rashford / Cunha
ST: Šeško / Mbeumo
RW: Amad / Lacey

That's it.

Michael Carrick needs to stop making this Manchester United team look more complicated than it actually is.

Stop complicating things for Manchester United. Stop complicating things for yourself.

[UncSants @SantsRNTL]

Him and Beckham were going band for band

[AJ @AJ__SR7]

Mbaye
Manzambi
Jackson

Nah genuinely save me a seat please

This is incredible 😂😂😂

[D’One SA @D1soanti]

Rahhh

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Aston Villa reach agreement in principle to sign Ibrahim Mbaye from Paris Saint-Germain. #AVFC move for 18yo #PSG winger in process of being finalised: €55m. Nasser Al-Khelaifi & Nassef Sawiris relationship key to closing deal @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/0z6xxuHoko

[🇵🇦Jess🇵🇷 @lovinmygirls218]

Got Lil Man out here looking like Stringer Bell

[OPE @QuadriOPE18]

Rúben Amorim played and managed a total of 63 matches as the manager of Manchester United.

He had his time at united and he failed and suffer. The worst that can happen to great united is to finished 15th

Nothing he’s doing outside united will change the fact that he had the lowest win rate of 38%

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨💣 BREAKING: Carlos Baleba to Manchester United, here we go! Verbal agreement in place between clubs.

Improved bid sent today after £65m package rejected and player set to join the only club he wanted.

Baleba, new #MUFC player soon. 🇨🇲

[Ramsey 😎✌️ @Ramseyizzy1]

Me watching my girl misuse the last few days of my undivided attention before football returns..

[R.A.N.S @MissRiRi33]

The rule in my house is you support United or you don’t like/watch football. No ifs buts or maybes

[. @V2GRML1VE]

Job is nowhere near finished

End the window strong @ManUtd

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Manchester United closing in on deal to sign Carlos Baleba from Brighton & Hove Albion. #MUFC offer for 22yo Cameroon midfielder ~£60+5m; below #BHAFC valuation but amicable talks continue as all parties work to reach agreement @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/WmP1bD2JuT

[UF @UtdFaithfuls]

🚨🗣 - Burna Boy on supporting Man Utd:

"To be fair, that's a family thing. I had no choice... I didn't get to pick.

"You have to be United or you find another family." 😅 [@Toluwase_x]

[D’One SA @D1soanti]

ORNSTEIN BOMBA!

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Manchester United closing in on deal to sign Carlos Baleba from Brighton & Hove Albion. #MUFC offer for 22yo Cameroon midfielder ~£60+5m; below #BHAFC valuation but amicable talks continue as all parties work to reach agreement @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/WmP1bD2JuT

[D2X @D2X__]

if you had a mongoose bike as a kid you basically had a Lamborghini.

[D’One SA @D1soanti]

Omg

[Byzantine General @ByzGeneral]

Ledger, Coldcard, Trezor, now SafePal...

How is EVERYTHING getting hacked?

[RubbaBandGrant 🇭🇹 @RubbBandGrant]

we got a grown MAN. making 12 year old girls bounce they titties with him and nobody thinks it’s weird. But yall finna call me weird for calling it out.

[D’One SA @D1soanti]

😂

[🐝 @speziaIs]

Missus found my secret phone after the alert and is taking the kids to her parents

[utdreport @utdreport]

Good vibes at United 😂❤️

[Joshua @aubreyojoshu]

Jesus Christ

[Alexei @MUFC_redarmy99]

This is the best thing I’ve ever seen