Uchiha

[G🏌🏽‍♂️ @Gknowsball]

Just laughed at the thought of him looking at Arsenal’s cabinet, he probably thought he was in the canteen with all them community shield plates

[fowo🪄 @fwzishere]

Lmao😂, na me know level wey my mama place me and where she place my brothers, woman na woman bro!
Mom una

[Uchiha @D2S2Tenant]

@chaaliiykay WTF is she saying? Rodri or Iwobi

Who is she mentioning

[Uchiha @D2S2Tenant]

@__medico_ @HKFinalThird You obviously didnt watch Javier Hernandez

[Adika @Adikastakes]

Fabrizio said a blatant “NO” when he was asked if there’s a chance Vini goes to Arsenal. No wonder Arsenal fans hate him😂

[UptownOfLagos @Uptownoflagos]

For some reason I’m not hearing @aonanuga1956 saying “Igbos should stop interfering in the politics of the SouthWest” here

Or Uzodinma is not Igbo?

[Kobi @UTDKobi]

Ngga you’re 139 years without a UCL😭😭😭

[Uchiha @D2S2Tenant]

I know a Yoruba woman when I see one

[CHUKS 🍥 @ChuksEricE]

“I’ve already told my boyfriend that if he doesn’t marry me this year, the relationship can’t continue because he’s trying to delay me. We can start from somewhere. Money is not everything to women; what matters is seeing that our man is doing something. I’ve never said I won’t support my man. I will support him, but I will not do 50/50 sharing with him.”

— Nigerian lady

[Big Fish Gee 🦈 @GbemmyG]

Nigerian music is finished rn

[𝐟𝐞𝐝𝐞𝐯𝐚𝐥𝐯 @heis_fede]

You employ a guy with a fake hairline😭😭😭

[𝒂𝒉𝒏𝒕𝒐𝒏𝒊 @_antmad]

7 years? you don see lukas graham nau

[Uchiha @D2S2Tenant]

I reject this for every male in my family

[Ayo-Elesho @Ayoelesho]

“I spent seven years wooing my wife before she finally agreed to date me. The first time I spoke with her, she didn’t even respond to me. She’s the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen.”

- Nigeria man shares his love story.

[Uchiha @D2S2Tenant]

All this niggas be saying bullshit when you give them microphone

[carter🌚 @carter8f]

“The fastest way to become a billionaire in Mainland is to invest in 100 mama put food vendors. Give each ₦50,000 to cook. If each makes ₦200,000 in profit, pay them ₦50,000 as their earnings. In a year, you’ll make ₦1.8 billion.”

—Ubi Franklin (Davido’s associate)

[Uchiha @D2S2Tenant]

Oil producting country o

[YabaLeftOnline @yabaleftonline]

“Fuel is way expensive here in Nigeria compared to Europe” — White tourist touring Nigeria shares his observation

[Malachy Odo II @MalachyOdo1]

Oga relax, Europeans don't have coastal road.

[Uchiha @D2S2Tenant]

@zeuxONX @wgeeez

[Uchiha @D2S2Tenant]

@Timing323 @wgeeez 😂 see small club

We are talking about the champions league here

[Uchiha @D2S2Tenant]

@fraeup @wgeeez

[Z @ZAYN_Z7]

How do you win the league + reach UCL final and still have no pull