Trigger Happy Jack

Angel of Small Death. 27.

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Would you rather be named “Super Mario Bros The Live Action Movie”, or be named whatever the fuck Elon Musk named his kid

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@nourishing4what I think I was 11 when I discovered shock sites, decapitations, 1 man 1 jar, etc

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@binge2purge Me, at 13, listening to “bring me to life” ten million times since it was the first song in queue and it didn’t actually shuffle. Song #13 slapped tho

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Hahaha! Licks the back hand😂😂😂😂

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I want to be a child 😘

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@bartleby_era Yeah that bad boy’s totaled

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I love when late millennials talk shit on TikTok dances as if we didn’t spend hours watching a llama named Carl eat hands, and hail videos of a unicorn running into a liopleurodon while on his way to unknowingly getting his kidney stolen as peak entertainment.

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Didn’t realize Mad Dog was such a commodity… you could catch me 6 years ago at H Mart buying these shits and then calling off lmao

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@king_jackson43 @TheRolo “I’m so stressed, I can tell something’s on his mind, is he being unfaithful?”
*the ‘something’ on his mind*

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I’m telling you men staying in men’s business is funny as hell 😂😂😂😂

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Esp with the rise of self-governed porn apps where you can create your own content. Crazy to see how much the industry as a whole gets away with though. Love to see the power going to the content creators but there needs to be more accountability on the sites themselves

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Did Camming and a bit of dancing at like 18/19 before OF. Watching the Pornhub documentary on Netflix and after hearing the amount of money SW’s make, I get to drive to the office at my stupid corporate job playing a corporate monkey and kick myself for not pursuing SW further😭

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@AltPost @NFTRVN @juliazukowski That absolutely 100% does not make it acceptable behavior or mean he should get away scott-free.

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If I had to describe my life, I would say it’s been akin to 5-Minute Crafts. I just progressively find better ways to get so much worse

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It’s so funny that people are like “do you remember where you were when the towers fell” “”Do you remember what you were doing when Michael Jackson died” etc. My question to you is do you remember who taught you how to Crank that Soulja Boy back in 2008

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@FUBSbornAGAIN @ViciousVideos Underrated comment

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My memory is terrible from medication so I often forget basic words. Sometimes when I forget a word I will just blurt out to Patrick the first word I think for replacement, such as calling whipped cream “the coffee fuzzy”. This morning the word “Bundt cake” was “trumpet muffin”

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I’m on Amazon shopping for work clothes and I came across these pants which were cute, but I noticed the model’s shoes were redbottoms, and I just bought a similar pair of Loubs with the ankle strap. So I zoomed in and y’all… they TAPED red paper to the bottoms of the shoes 😂