D3 Douche

Just a back up d3 kicker on the rise🚀🏆I spend as much time in the gym as my haters do sleeping on me💪😈💤no breaks🚨🙅‍♀️till I’m at the top🔝💯4️⃣:1️⃣3️⃣

[D3 Douche @D3Douche]

They measured — My Height
They measured — My Weight
But they never measured — My HEART

[D3 Douche @D3Douche]

When asked in class today to say something interesting about myself, my fans responded for me saying, “HE’S THE KICKER.” What else do you need to know Professor? #ballislife

[D3 Douche @D3Douche]

New year, SAME ME because I'm already the best kicker I know

[D3 Douche @D3Douche]

Even when I'm asleep I'm woke!

[D3 Douche @D3Douche]

No kicking is not an addiction, it’s a lifestyle

[D3 Douche @D3Douche]

Picture this: it’s 2017 and you just finished strapping on your pads. A beautiful Saturday morning awaits as you run to the football field. There is hundreds of fans relying on you to come in clutch today! Standing on the sidelines for 60 minutes couldn’t be more hyped #backup

[D3 Douche @D3Douche]

Hope is the only thing stronger than fear

[D3 Douche @D3Douche]

Just got done with finals and students are talking about break...I’m have absolutely no idea what “break” means

[D3 Douche @D3Douche]

Don't settle for average, because average is just as close to the bottom as it is to the top

[D3 Douche @D3Douche]

@NFL do me a favor and make sure I don’t get drafted by the @Broncos. The altitude makes it too easy to kick bombs💣 I need a challenge for once.

[D3 Douche @D3Douche]

Apparently it’s “finals week” but the only final I’m thinking about is the final rep I’m taking in the gym tonight💪

[D3 Douche @D3Douche]

Grind never stops...the haters are obviously sleeping, but I’m out here forging the path to success #dontsleep

[D3 Douche @D3Douche]

@netflix please let me know if you would like to do a documentary on the d3 douchebag. This backup kicker is ready for the spotlight©️

[D3 Douche @D3Douche]

You're welcome. https://t.co/MmlnYmeVJu

[D3 Douche @D3Douche]

All I want for Christmas is my documentary to drop

[D3 Douche @D3Douche]

Did you even get an athletic scholarship??? Cause I definitely didn’t. #d3

[D3 Douche @D3Douche]

Just went 50/50 from the 50! @BlairWalsh3 can you match that????? #d3douche

[D3 Douche @D3Douche]

People with great passion, like me, make impossible happen #dontsleep

[D3 Douche @D3Douche]

The grind is just as mental as it is physical. Stay in your playbook📖

[D3 Douche @D3Douche]

Things are going down this Friday at 8 PM: https://t.co/TqUh5bjGXp

[D3 Douche @D3Douche]

The school refers to me as a student athlete, however I refer to myself as an athlete student.