SLAYLA

FAT BABE. BEAUTY ADDICT. UNSTOPPABLY BLACK. #FACTSAREFACTS

[SLAYLA @D3lululemon]

Why do chicken coops only have two doors?

Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans!

Let it sink in…

[SLAYLA @D3lululemon]

@LoudOutside People think a uber driver really sat there for 4.5 minutes while this lady talked at the passenger?

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So none of ya’ll read the part where it said POCKET WATCH?? 😭😂 #Swatch #SwatchxAP

[SLAYLA @D3lululemon]

Ya’ll look so stupid with the pimple patches all over your face… especially on a fuuuulllllll face of makeup.

[SLAYLA @D3lululemon]

You can’t tell parents that we don’t want to listen to your baby screaming and crying… I totally get kids are learning to regulate their emotions but maybe you don’t need that top in Zara right THIS minute… idk

[SLAYLA @D3lululemon]

@zackfox said on a podcast one time that “Beyonce can give a non-Beyonce person a Beyonce amount of confidence” and that’s so real

[SLAYLA @D3lululemon]

@zoskirondo @ReddCinema First a picture of a steak, next dick in your mouth. Gotta be careful

[SLAYLA @D3lululemon]

@ReddCinema If they want to, next question

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Men don’t think it’s weird they gotta lie or trick women into sleeping with them? They don’t think that’s loser behavior?

[SLAYLA @D3lululemon]

@TheShoeSquirrel @_sorrengailll People who wear too much perfume are upset here 😭

[SLAYLA @D3lululemon]

Dressing poorly gotta be part of Claressa Shields brand or something

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@BOTTLEBLONDEZ Ya’ll are so dumb

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@peachesinPA @Viralvid_89 Sounds like you’re an idiot

[SLAYLA @D3lululemon]

Is part of working on Joe Budden’s pod glazing Joe? Is it in the contract everyone has to say that Joe changed the pod game and is the biggest podcast? I love Mona down but she talk about “Joey” in every show and interview she does…. It’s weird to me

[SLAYLA @D3lululemon]

I’m doing a line of coke, tf

[` @schiz04renic]

You’re offered 15M to do a line of coke, wyd???

[Clip Insanity @ClipInsanity]

When she dropped them LMAOOOO

[SLAYLA @D3lululemon]

My prediction for the next halftime show is Justin Bieber

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

Part of having a big vocabulary is using words you don’t exactly know the definition of but for some reason you know you’re using it right

[SLAYLA @D3lululemon]

I knew when my @UberEats order was 52 minutes away AFTER it was picked up, that I was never gonna see that food. I was correct.

[SLAYLA @D3lululemon]

@GenXSane @RealAshlar Who told you this ??

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I’m a good woman, if a nigga can’t see that it’s on him 🤷🏾‍♀️