damn

[Mike “the hammer” Blunts @BluntsMike]

Doomscrolling on Twitter instead of reels is the modern day equivalent to reading

[big titty warlord @retarded__woman]

If you are retarded past the age of 26 you are retarded forever

[damn @D4MND4VID]

@PicksOffice Just live bet Bama 2nd half spread and call it a day. Roll tide

[daisy @ARTMScharts_]

My cat ugly asf

[Pierceson "Cooch" Coody's Burner @Pierceson9Coody]

Do you like my room decor?

[🌐 @ttfalor]

that first night as a homeless person gotta be crazy

[Football Crave @FootballCravee]

Heartbreaking 💔 : After the game last night Tua Tagovailoa sat on the field in the empty Dolphins stadium waiting for his tribute video.

[wet @jenswetsuit]

I need a peptide that gets me money and bitches

[The jaded sports fan.. @13StanMarino]

T. Tagovailoa $55.4M
T. Hill $28.25M
J. Waddle $23.23M
J. Ramsey $20.87M
M. Fitzpatrick $13.0M
B. Chubb $10.97M
T. Armstead $10.73M
J. Daniels $4.8M
Z. Wilson $3.8M
A. Ingold $2.0M
J. Smith $1.65M
N. Westbrook-Ikhine $1.6M
M. Judon $1.36M

Total: $179,215,923 dead cap

[kev mahserejian @RotoSurgeon]

in my home league draft room 3 weeks before we actually start

[T 🇹🇹 @AlaskanTom]

Can’t wait!

[adam @adoomie03]

i’m on my fourth spiderman date. i just fucked up and said this my favorite part 🤦‍♂️

[JayCutlerConnoisseur6 @DUICutler6]

Y’all fuck with this cologne?

[⟢ ⟣ @vamptact]

Son, your mother and i are unfollowing eachother on instagram

[Nickel @5cented]

Havent jerked off in a week. I can move small objects with my mind now. Im typing this telepathically

[victoria @ausdryhepburn]

los recuerdos que se te pasan por la cabeza mientras estás rellenando una planilla de excel

[Joseph 🕊️ @CaudilloXIV]

did you crack? no bro she fell asleep in my arms safe from guys like you

[ᜰ @belikeski]

nudes are flowers for men btw

[call me baby 🇵🇸🇪🇸 @adifferentguyy]

I’m too old to be pulling out of a woman I love