Dan Cummins

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[Dan Cummins @D_Cummins]

The Son of Sam this week on Timesuck! 👹 🐕 https://t.co/XLpnkZhfij

[Dan Cummins @D_Cummins]

Got drunk and hooked up with some sexy Polish lady last Saturday night. 🤘🏼👍🏼😘
queenofthesuck
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#timesuckpodcast #thegathering #wetotallydidit https://t.co/xTqxTo7NF9

[Dan Cummins @D_Cummins]

Trying to understand why I instinctively cock my head like this for every selfie. Brain damage? Inner-ear-balance malfunction? Neck not strong enough to properly support giant head? 🤔
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#tiltguy #tilty… https://t.co/neqb7wS0tC

[Dan Cummins @D_Cummins]

Scared to Death trailer is up on Spotify, Stitcher, and YouTube! It will be appearing on all the other usual suspect podcast players as it passes through all of their approval processes. The show itself comes out on… https://t.co/CoUygr3YRo

[Dan Cummins @D_Cummins]

My good friend April Macie has a new special on Netflix. So proud of her! I’ve know April for fifteen years - she’s been grinding it out in the standup game as long as I have and she put all that stage time into a… https://t.co/HlFIvEqj1E

[Dan Cummins @D_Cummins]

SoCal! Sunny San Diego (La Jolla) next weekend at the Comedy Store. Such a good room for standup. Los Angeles (Hollywood) Comedy Store next Thursday. Only Southern California dates on the Happy Murder Tour. Come… https://t.co/Yi6VnTLMXT

[Dan Cummins @D_Cummins]

Tree fort dinner!!!! Pretty proud of this tree fort. I built it myself two summers ago (thank you Youtube tutorials!) This summer, my dad came up and we added plywood to the interior. Then the kids painted it and I… https://t.co/lJfi1r4vcC

[Dan Cummins @D_Cummins]

Full cult. 🖖🏼🚀🦎
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#timesuckpodcast #hailnimrod #cultofthecurious #spacelizard @ Ten/6 https://t.co/oxYM233ase

[Dan Cummins @D_Cummins]

Work buddies, Penny Pooper and Ginger Belle. (Right after this picture was taken I set down my laptop and beat the shit out of both of them. They may no longer love me but they WILL respect and obey me)… https://t.co/wRdc10dmmH

[Dan Cummins @D_Cummins]

Showbiz! That is how they do it in Hollywood! Looking forward to a show at the Comedy Store, Thursday, August 29th. Only headlining (full set) show in LA this year. Working with silly goose Jon Huck. Main room at… https://t.co/vUoD1mM3Yt

[Dan Cummins @D_Cummins]

Happy anniversary, adventure buddy/sexy lady! Been together seven years (three married) and no itch! Still love this Polish beauty. We work together, play together, raise kids/fur babies together, and I still grab… https://t.co/9qiPlG6MtJ

[Dan Cummins @D_Cummins]

Happy 5-0 to Joe “Joey New Boots” Paisley!! 🎂 🎁 Can believe you just turned fifty!! You still got it.
revdrpaisley @morettaband https://t.co/QNPpEdrnc0

[Dan Cummins @D_Cummins]

Too much fun at the live Timesuck podcast last night with Tom and Dan from a Mediocre Time. Some actual monkeys were in the crowd and some fans wore some hilarious “bootleg” tee-shirts. Thanks to everyone who came… https://t.co/5D32nKycGg

[Dan Cummins @D_Cummins]

Love hanging with the Tom & Dan crew! Even when Tom is wearing creepy cult-leader glasses in the “Thinking Box.” Lynze popped on the show and it was blast. Long live A Mediocre Time!
@AMediocreTime @tomvann… https://t.co/nW9G52b6Z0

[Dan Cummins @D_Cummins]

I’m here, Orlando. I’m sweaty and I’m here. Comedy and strong AC at the Improv tonight and tomorrow (Podcast on Sunday) Also - good to see your Lizards are still thriving. Seen about 200 this morning. @ Orlando… https://t.co/bW9dETgnui

[Dan Cummins @D_Cummins]

My buddy Doug Mellard has a new podcast called 69th Base with Doug Mellard. Love being able to help him with some solid podcast advice 😂 @dougmellard 69thbase
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#podcast #podcasttips #podcastlife #alphaenergy… https://t.co/UTjOkGWgch

[Dan Cummins @D_Cummins]

Keep forgetting I’m wearing this shirt today (thank you Charlotte fan!) Lynze told me it would get me a lot of weird looks at the airport. She was right 🤷🏻‍♂️
Excited for Orlando shows tomorrow, Saturday, and Sunday… https://t.co/LcgLNrcriS

[Dan Cummins @D_Cummins]

Love this Polish cowgirl ❤️ 🤠
queenofthesuck
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[Dan Cummins @D_Cummins]

Orlando! I’ll be at the Improv this Friday and Saturday doing standup and doing a live Timesuck with Tom and Dan from A Mediocre Time on Sunday. I probably won’t be dressed like this but it would be so great if I… https://t.co/WXsdsfpfBI

[Dan Cummins @D_Cummins]

Super interesting topic on Timesuck this week! Had a lot of fun learning about all kinds of stuff I’d never heard of before. Hope you enjoy it as much as I did!
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#timesuckpodcast #cultofthecurious #hailnimrod… https://t.co/bsAuZfeNGK