Mlevi..

keep it real 🫶

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

After Yehova Wanyonyi descended upon Padri and dispatched him to Paradiso State Lodge, located along Sayuni Lane for a permanent vacation two weeks ago, the Catholic Church has decided that enough is enough! Some churches have now chained Yehova to the cross, In case he gets any funny ideas about sending another Padri to meet his Maker.

As if that is not enough, Padris are now preaching while wearing helmets. The Gospel is being delivered, but with full protective gear. Hii ni Maajabu ya Musa kabisa🤣. The agents of Yehova Wanyonyi are now living in fear. Nobody wants to meet their Maker before their time. Kama kawa sisi walala hoii hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu.👀

[Karis @YaneKariuki]

I need to start reading books aki, there's a conversation I had today kizungu ilikuwa inakuja in instalments

[do do @often20000]

You are my favourite teacher

[Mlevi.. @D_davismwass]

@Its_Roddie She thinks she is doing revenge 😂😂😂😂 useless head,....hii ni baddie ya kanairo

[Mlevi.. @D_davismwass]

@wambuiraima Ndoto zingine scary zitaua watu eeeiish

[Mlevi.. @D_davismwass]

@TheBrotherCode Hii lazima ilikua Infinix akachanganya na realme

[Mlevi.. @D_davismwass]

@Krepublics2_ Hii advter ni noma Mzee😁😁

[CODE 14 😜🔥 @newto_code_14]

"baba yako ni rafiki yangu from childhood"

[Pabló Escobar @ed_kemboi]

We don't want XENOPHOBIA in Kenya.

[Daktari Ya Wamama @OmugaBash]

I beg you guys tomorrow don't mistreat your fellow African, Don't harm him, Don't bring his business down. We are all Africans.

[Mlevi.. @D_davismwass]

@KibandaScholar Leta video Mzee...jaba imeshika mapema sana😂

[Rebel @rebelde_ke]

A Burundian comes, buys a 200 Bob bucket & 500 Bob thermos, starts cooking kahawa and mandazi, goes around every morning selling to anyone. A Kenyan idiot, sits their buttocks somewhere saying that the Burundian guy is the cause of their unemployment. Very idiotic. Very stupid.

[Sir-Rap-A-Lot @Osama_otero]

We should never try to fight Burundians, Congolese, Rwandese etc in our country. Hawa wasee hawananga noma na sisi. Nataka mtu hapa aseme kama amewahi kosewa na hawa watu. One love.

[KIJANA WA ATWORI 🔸 @AtworiYa]

Johnny Walker after tasting Kenyan counterfeits ....

[Mlevi.. @D_davismwass]

@weehmzeee Niliquit ii kitu ikaenda na usingizi bwana....nimerudia GOT kuwatch mwezi mzima

[Kikuyu Pipes @DrKanyuira]

Wazungu hukua special people. Huku ukipata stroke unapelekwa hospital very fast kabla ikumalize hio half ingine.

[siah wanja 🇿🇦 @s1ah_wanja]

Hii weekend enda udinywe… vaa tshirt yake.. apply deodorant yake .. sometimes si hasira ama hela bbg..ni touch na smell ya mwanaume unahitaji..
Enda ulale kifuani utulie😂😂

[Mlevi.. @D_davismwass]

@DearS_o_n You can loose many chasing women,bt you can't loose women when chasing money 👊

[Mlevi.. @D_davismwass]

@Shadaya_Knight I blocked one sending nudes on my WHAT'SAPP without me noticing 😂 she is even married bro

[Mlevi.. @D_davismwass]

@realwolog 7 and 8