Daniel Dempsey

[Daniel Dempsey @D_Demps]

I recommend the app #WordAcademy! Find the hidden words! http://t.co/D6OKfIzqZG

[Daniel Dempsey @D_Demps]

I just finished level HIPSTER of #WordAcademy! Your turn! http://t.co/p4scOeH1JI

[Daniel Dempsey @D_Demps]

I recommend the app #WordAcademy! Find the hidden words! http://t.co/D6OKfIzqZG

[Daniel Dempsey @D_Demps]

I just finished level SKATER of #WordAcademy! Your turn! http://t.co/RE8LUJL9aY

[Daniel Dempsey @D_Demps]

I recommend the app #WordAcademy! Find the hidden words! http://t.co/D6OKfIzqZG

[Daniel Dempsey @D_Demps]

@BrunoMars is the villain of the music industry.

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@OfficialAdele when are you going to cover blackbird by the Beatles?

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When are @OfficialAdele and @samsmithworld going to sing a duet!?!

[Daniel Dempsey @D_Demps]

I have the puns of a great father.

[Daniel Dempsey @D_Demps]

"It's 12:12 make a dish!" -Rachel Ray

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@MCnaaame are you in chicago?

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Apple lemonade is delicious!

[Daniel Dempsey @D_Demps]

@FeltImprov hey are you guys performing with the international puppetry festival in Chicago?

[Daniel Dempsey @D_Demps]

I mean, she made cheesy potatoes, so I could be friends ds with her for another month.

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I don't take quizzes that aren't on @BuzzFeed

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I just wrote September: Osage County

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@broadwaybaybee oh hey! I'm excited for your show in a few weeks.

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I always want life saver gummies.

[Daniel Dempsey @D_Demps]

#thingspeterpancantdo pee standing up