David Freygang

#Wrestling #Bodybuilding

[Stephanie Freygang @DetectiveSteph]

I want my alligator to have an attitude.

[Stephanie Freygang @DetectiveSteph]

When I smell it, this candle sounds like a storybook. @D_Freygang

[Stephanie Freygang @DetectiveSteph]

"Your only flaw is that you throw silverware when you're angry."
"I thought that was a positive."
"You're right, but control it better."

[Stephanie Freygang @DetectiveSteph]

I want to live with you, even when we're ghosts...

[Stephanie Freygang @DetectiveSteph]

Things I can still do while drunk: 1) Make pancakes 2) Sing 3) Kick ass

[Stephanie Freygang @DetectiveSteph]

The only reason you're my best friend is because we're going to find the Loch Ness Monster together, @D_Freygang.

[Stephanie Freygang @DetectiveSteph]

Really, it's 99% fatigue, and only 10% the zoo, @D_Freygang.

[Stephanie Freygang @DetectiveSteph]

He's like the Jason Statham of parrots. @D_Freygang

[Stephanie Freygang @DetectiveSteph]

@D_Freygang: "Why did it get dark all of a sudden??"
Detective Steph: "'Cause CLOUDS!!"

[Stephanie Freygang @DetectiveSteph]

What's the point in having @hulu or @netflix if they don't have #SpongeBobSquarepants or #TheFreshPrinceofBelAir?? @D_Freygang

[Stephanie Freygang @DetectiveSteph]

Who knows what Santa Claus does the rest of the year--he could be a fighter. @D_Freygang

[Stephanie Freygang @DetectiveSteph]

Santa Claus is a superhero too--he just has a holiday niche. @D_Freygang

[Stephanie Freygang @DetectiveSteph]

Superman once said, "They callin' me an alien, a big-headed astronaut..."
#superman #et #youraalien

[Stephanie Freygang @DetectiveSteph]

The first rule of cheese toasties is don't talk about cheese toasties. @D_Freygang

[Stephanie Freygang @DetectiveSteph]

Part of what Hell is like is that there are no @SteaknShake's.
@D_Freygang

[Stephanie Freygang @DetectiveSteph]

MY stomach wears EYEliner. MY stomach's name is GREG. @D_Freygang

[Stephanie Freygang @DetectiveSteph]

I love my new sponge. @D_Freygang #newsponge #sponges #cleaningiscool

[Stephanie Freygang @DetectiveSteph]

Our relationship is brought to you by the letter R. And the number 7. @D_Freygang

[Stephanie Freygang @DetectiveSteph]

I see an Easter egg I want to paint it blaaack. 🎵 @D_Freygang

[Stephanie Freygang @DetectiveSteph]

I liken you to a train stuffer, @D_Freygang .