Derek Malo

Pick number three my lord ✌

[FunnyPicsDepot @FunnyPicsDepot]

LMAOOO https://t.co/oZ4Hz1hBIy

[Derek Malo @D_Malerd]

This is Bob 👉👦🏻 Bob says "idc it's up to you" when you ask him where he wants to eat. Don't be like Bob

[Derek Malo @D_Malerd]

You don't know torture until your favorite song comes on during a roadtrip and your voice is gone.

[Derek Malo @D_Malerd]

When you wake up in the morning and can't remember her name, just take her to Starbucks.

[Derek Malo @D_Malerd]

Change is the worst when you're not ready for it.

[Derek Malo @D_Malerd]

@kpannell23 Ya, we're gonna track down and buy everyone you've tagged me in haha.

[Derek Malo @D_Malerd]

Goat https://t.co/aAvqdmT9lw

[Derek Malo @D_Malerd]

If you open your Instagram and 75% of your pictures are selfies then you should probably get out of the house more.

[Derek Malo @D_Malerd]

People change, but the memories with them never will.

[Derek Malo @D_Malerd]

Wow that was close! I saw my life flash before my.........oh look pizza!

[Derek Malo @D_Malerd]

Pokemon Go has brought more people together than Malcolm X

[Derek Malo @D_Malerd]

Pokemon Go for President 2k16

[Derek Malo @D_Malerd]

A girl poked me today on FB, so I did her one better and sent my MySpace account.

[Derek Malo @D_Malerd]

@kpannell23 oh ya when I hated you. Haha dork 😜

[Derek Malo @D_Malerd]

@kpannell23 woah woah it wasnt my fault I had to leave town young lady. Oh and @NStarr3 I think she missed my 21st to now that I think of it

[Derek Malo @D_Malerd]

This is Bob 👉👦🏻. Bob starts talking when you wanna show him a cool new song you found. Don't be like Bob

[Rhett Bratton @RhettBratton5]

But for real. Rest in peace. Thanks for letting me sleep on your floors.

[Derek Malo @D_Malerd]

Ya know you're visiting family when the first topic covered between relatives is about medical problems. #stopoldpeople

[Derek Malo @D_Malerd]

@jay_lemast @MattCarver33 haha I was planning on going anyway but hearing Matt and wait now @sethedeen!?