Dawwwson

Praise God

[chloé 🌺🐐♦️ @chlortisokay]

twitter is like 2 steps away from reinventing cod zombies

[Dawwwson @D_man5003]

10 seconds in BULLY is AOTY

[Dawwwson @D_man5003]

How do animals know they’re at a shelter

[moi @moimette1025]

If I had a girlfriend I would ignore her for 7 hours while I play cod zombies

[$B @BrendanDaGawd]

Tax refund hit

[Dawwwson @D_man5003]

YouTube down what do I watch w dinner

[Dawwwson @D_man5003]

People you know will worship the greats but never once understand why you’d try to become one

[Dawwwson @D_man5003]

My least favorite experience is learning what the YouTubers I watch, look like.
You’re not supposed to look like that!

[Dawwwson @D_man5003]

@star_bird08 Then there’s dooku front flipping over the balcony at the start and it looks like a ps2 game

[onionweigher 🧅⚖️ @onionweigher]

It took more than a thousand years but Erik the Red's plan (of naming Greenland "green" in order to attract colonists) is finally coming to fruition

[Cranky Federalist @CrankyFed]

The intellectual version of making fun of a fat person at the gym

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

been 10 years since this legendary tweet

[doomer @uncledoomer]

drones versus horse mounted cavalry is a tech tree anachronism that could only be dreamt up by slavs

[1611 Populist @KJVPopulist]

Vermont polls be like:.

"Is the existence of the Republican party the biggest threat to the existence of mankind?
Yes - 85%
No - 7%

"Should the next Dem president hang all Republicans?"
Yes - 70%
No - 20%

2026 governor election:
Phil Scott (R) - 70%
Generic Dem - 9%

[pikachu @____testimony]

This is why every man want a son , another nigga that understands 😭😭

[fried rice enthusiast @talnottowel]

imagine hating me and i’m in my room forgiving you for that

[Matthew “Movies” Thomason @ThomasonTown]

Perhaps the greatest casualty in the streaming era is, the loss of Halloween episodes.

[Dawwwson @D_man5003]

Need another album like Ye, man, wtf we doin