Fucking Dana

Don't ask. Just watch.

[Fucking Dana @D_MurMur]

"The most courageous decision you can make each day is to be in a good mood" - Voltaire

[Fucking Dana @D_MurMur]

about to see my sisters!

[Fucking Dana @D_MurMur]

If it was me and I was you, I'd fuck you too.

[Fucking Dana @D_MurMur]

Got a bad bitch wit me yayy

[Fucking Dana @D_MurMur]

Guess who can kiss my ass? Lol

[Fucking Dana @D_MurMur]

Never trust an auntie with no lip liner.

[Fucking Dana @D_MurMur]

Every morning I wake up without a hangover, I am grateful because it means I survived another night without booze.

[Fucking Dana @D_MurMur]

I was hospitalized a couple nights ago and while I was hooked up on that IV with the breathing treatment, I wondered if my love had come back for me and if it was time for me to go. Honestly, that broke my heart. Thank God for the man who was there who kept me on the ground.

[Fucking Dana @D_MurMur]

I got my invoices submitted. Now I just gotta sit here broke af until the check comes in. Damn, I need another job.

[Satan @s8n]

why fall in love when you can fall into the fiery pits of Hell

[Fucking Dana @D_MurMur]

Stop it! You're making me more stupid!

[Fucking Dana @D_MurMur]

Shout out to all the idiot geniuses of the world! Y'all, my people!

[Fucking Dana @D_MurMur]

You don't have to like me, but you will adore and devote yourself to me. Lol #thisbitch

[Fucking Dana @D_MurMur]

Guess where I was? Hint: I smell like beer, chicken and bitches.

[Fucking Dana @D_MurMur]

To each day we arise anew or whatever

[Fucking Dana @D_MurMur]

Finding love has been tricky lately. Ask these tricks and no treats. Lol😬

[Fucking Dana @D_MurMur]

The cause of all my problems are described in the lyrics of Lollipop by lil Wayne 😆

[Fucking Dana @D_MurMur]

I miss my sobriety.

[Fucking Dana @D_MurMur]

I hate my ex so much that I'm about to go back to him. Fuck

[Fucking Dana @D_MurMur]

He says your proportions are beautiful but then goes back to that lumpy ass. #redflags

[Fucking Dana @D_MurMur]

@veggyninja Nnnnnoo