Derek Pelkey

Breakfast enthusiast. Professional rock skipper

[Jerry Thornton @jerrythornton]

“What a fooking place!” Beautiful.

Americans who seem to openly hate their own country need to explain this woman’s reaction to Boston.

Is she mistaken? Does she just not know what she’s talking about? Lay it out for me.

[Derek Pelkey @D_Pelk]

@UncleChaps

[T3 @T3Bracketology]

UMASS

The Minutemen have UPSET Miami to advance to the MAC semifinals. Wow!

Two bid MAC😨👀 Bid thief!

[Derek Pelkey @D_Pelk]

@T3Bracketology Is the MAC a juggernaut this year?

[RandomTomBradyHighlights @TomBradyDaily]

5 minutes of Brady throwing lasers

[Derek Pelkey @D_Pelk]

@T3Bracketology Do you take Thursday and Friday off next week?

[Jon Rothstein @JonRothstein]

This is March.

[Derek Pelkey @D_Pelk]

@tongbingxue @T3Bracketology

[Derek Pelkey @D_Pelk]

@BarstoolBigCat He will smash this way quicker than anyone thinks with his putter. How far away does he have to be?

[Derek Pelkey @D_Pelk]

@RapSheet @DKSportsbook make
It right.

[Derek Pelkey @D_Pelk]

Slandered every step of the way

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

We need to start the discussion of whether this is the greatest team in the history of the NBA. They were that good. #banner18 #celtics

[Dan Greenberg @StoolGreenie]

RESPECT JAYSON TATUM YOU FUCKING LOSERS

[Fore Play @ForePlayPod]

🏡 RIGGS EXPERIENCE GIVEAWAY 🏡

One winner and their friend will get a FREE round trip to Pinehurst for 2 nights & 2 rounds of golf, PLUS fully scripted travel outfits from @PeterMillar.

5 other winners will be selected to receive scripting golf outfits from Peter Millar & a Barstool Prize Pack.

To enter:
-Follow @petermillar & @foreplaypod
-Retweet
-Tag the friend you’d bring to Pinehurst

[Derek Pelkey @D_Pelk]

@ForePlayPod @dman2522 @petermillar @RiggsBarstool @Joey_Bach

[Derek Pelkey @D_Pelk]

@RearAdBsBlog He was good in Vengeance

[Derek Pelkey @D_Pelk]

@barstoolcarl Do you have a thermometer? Nearly impossible to over smoke poultry.

[Derek Pelkey @D_Pelk]

@StoolGreenie Maybe I’m old but that was a very unnecessary taunt for a lay up

[Derek Pelkey @D_Pelk]

@LouMerloni Wrong

[Derek Pelkey @D_Pelk]

@tomfoolery_18 @ChrisKlemmer Cannot play 162 games to leave it to just 1. Before the wildcard nonsense, the first round was always 5 games. They should just bring that back