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Boy Mom. Freelancer. Amatuer Techie. I can be a feminist and a Pick me whenever I want. Just an ordinary girl, trying to do extra ordinary things.

[Priceless 🇺🇸 @D_RealPriceless]

Babies!! I’m screaming!

I did this freelancing work for over 5 months now and the payment refused to drop!
Guess what landed in my email 24 minutes ago?!

Yeah my payment. Today is blessed!

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@ilovekdramatwt It was but I enjoyed it

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Just him as your ambassador as a way of encouraging him and others.

[Aquafina Nigeria @AquafinaNigeria]

Padi, congratulations on hitting the 6-month mark. We look forward to celebrating your next hydration milestone. 💙

[Priceless 🇺🇸 @D_RealPriceless]

This guy needs to retire at this point not until he actually dies

[The Touchline | 𝐓 @TouchlineX]

🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Christian Eriksen is preparing to return to football despite doctors warning that another serious heart incident is "only a matter of time."

The Danish midfielder will begin an individual rehabilitation programme in Denmark after collapsing for a second time last month. His ICD successfully restored his heart rhythm during the incident.

Despite medical concerns, Eriksen is determined to continue his career.

— @DailyMail

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@elitesman1600 @Wizarab10 😂

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@BisolaAded30068 Yes!!

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Rain on sand/dust

[Kome @Uncle2Triplets]

A smell that you like, but it’s not perfume?

[Priceless 🇺🇸 @D_RealPriceless]

Honestly 😂

[JANE 🎀 @J__rama__]

Imagine if a woman had to orgasm in order to get pregnant by a man, there would be like 11 people in the world

[Priceless 🇺🇸 @D_RealPriceless]

Imagine not thinking about your wife at that very moment.

Unbelievably sad 😔

[HMG🧕🏻 @Haleemarh_Gumel]

Last night, my marriage was shaken over a makeup kit. But anyone looking from the outside will call me crazy. My husband came home from his company's luncheon radiant—it was an employees-only lunch, and he was drawn as the winner of a super premium skincare and makeup kit, expensive and complete, you know? The kind of treat any woman would love to get. But what did he do? He simply looked to the side and HANDED the entire prize over to a female coworker. It didn't stop there.

[Priceless 🇺🇸 @D_RealPriceless]

Don’t even date me if you won’t tell me goodnight/good morning everyday.

[Gontse Chauke 📝 @_BlackZA]

Please don't date me if you won't talk with me everyday. There are people you can date, I'm not one of them.

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@0moyeh The guy dull gan

Because all his friends are useless another person no go get better friend

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Very very slow idiot o

[Omoye✨🫶 @0moyeh]

You’re angry that he has a friend for everything.

Someone who has traveled, met thousands of people, and accomplished a lot in life is not supposed to have friends in different fields.????????

That’s how networking works but you wouldn’t know this because you think everyone lives the same life you do because your entire social life begins and ends on Twitter.

Very slow idiot

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If you like don’t pin this tweet

I’m currently in this mess. I have 2 6by 4 mattresses. I want to buy a very big bed for this pregnancy and after birth but where will I keep one mattress.

Only if I knew….🥹

[No filter Skin @NoFilterSkin]

Parenting tip:

Buy a big bed; something bigger than Queen’s size, in case you have to co-sleep with your baby, because I’m writing this from the ground.

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One of the things I love about entering theatre then. All manner of confessions once the drugs sets in 😂 but we don’t laugh o

We just suppress the laughter till we out.

[Vicson @degogetteer]

We are about to commence a surgery(appendicectomy) for this patient...an 18 year old girl. This girl has been saying all manner stuffs since she was administered Anaesthesia..."Emmy I miss your dick..I miss how you rough handled me, promise me you'll love me forever.....hmmmm" she'll make some sound as if she's crying and then stop.

All of us just turn dey look eachother dey laugh 😂.

This is my first time witnessing this o

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The hardest part of learning make up is drawing brows.

Like I have done this a 100 times and I’m not getting it.

Make up artists, share simple tips please 🙏

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This is the first time in 3 years I’m pumping water.

My neighbor just dey hiss for me for phone.

How is it my fault that my husband is doing it or my neighbor will do. I don’t necessarily have to go there and turn it on if someone is doing it for me.

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@MrMekzy_ @steezy10_ Not much money o

I have mine filled at my backyard, they are pricing over 100 bottles 500 naira

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iPhone wahala tire me

Why does it keep adding words to your sentence.

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Motherhood teaches a great deal of patience honestly.

Tell me why this little human is hungry and he still refusing to eat?

[Beldin @beldinkaaray]

Women don't cheat. We're biologically wired to desire the most powerful man in the room. When I sleep with him, it doesn't mean I love you any less, I'm just powerless to biologically engineered whims.

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Imagine if she hasn’t taken extra measures.

He should be locked up for at least 6 months

[CHUKS 🍥 @ChuksEricE]

Lady tracks down and arrests an inDrive rider for allegedly steåling an expensive hair she ordered to be delivered to her residence in Lagos State.