Dylan

[Dylan @D_Slepon]

@Why_Izzet_Spicy @ethxhope not at all!

[Dylan @D_Slepon]

@NickBel0ved how they haven’t run out of ChatGPT tokens yet is a mystery to me

[Dylan @D_Slepon]

@MattBelloni His point is valid but I would’ve taken him more seriously had he been aware this is the 21st century, not the 20th

[Dylan @D_Slepon]

@DKThomp did you mean the 21st century??

[Tom Smyth @Tom_Smyth_]

rotisserie would be a beautiful name for a baby girl

[⋆*ken⋆ฺ｡* @glumiken]

heard u got employee of the month at the dumb bitch factory

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

choppelganger | noun | a less attractive version of someone or something

[Dylan @D_Slepon]

@blizzy_mcguire justice for Mrs Hat

[Dylan @D_Slepon]

@JaviJ97882488 @jr0dcruz If anything I’m sure she offered to get a discount on her salary to stay on the show.

[Dylan @D_Slepon]

@empiremagazine @ParamountUK Gotta be Scream 2. The meta commentary on sequels is genius and the Gale/Ghostface chase scene is iconic. A sequel done right.

[re: emma @evemmore]

mixing friend groups for my birthday makes me feel like graham norton

[Dylan @D_Slepon]

@tyleroakley and the devil laughs!

[Dylan @D_Slepon]

@ScoobyScream me to Spyglass:

[Dylan @D_Slepon]

@VickiAndTamra she used to have such a wasp-y aura and now she’s trashy af. it’s like these are 2 different people!

[Dylan @D_Slepon]

@Scream_News_ @creepyduckart Less than 3 months? That’s like 2 months away from the film being released though?

Why would they wait so long to start teasing the film? That’s absurd.

[Dylan @D_Slepon]

@EleanorMax43342 @aromatasemebro You must be fun at parties.

[John Attridge @John_Attridge]

Raising my kids in a cult so they will write more interesting personal essays