Dale Stratton

BBN | Future M.D. | Dem Boyz

[Dale Stratton @D_Stratton32]

Special thanks to God for this woman and special thanks to @ParkerMcCollum for this song.

Can’t wait to marry my dream girl.

[Dale Stratton @D_Stratton32]

So…. Very interesting that Dusty May becomes the HC of the mavericks and then their first pick comes from Michigan

Hmmm 🤨

[Dale Stratton @D_Stratton32]

Rory plays like absolute garbage when he can’t play the course everyday during the weeks leading up to the major

😂🤨

[Dale Stratton @D_Stratton32]

Ole Miss getting screwed in the CWS

Saw that coming from Jackson

[Dale Stratton @D_Stratton32]

So are all the Knicks fans in San Antonio going to get jumped and have their jerseys ripped off if the Spurs win tonight?

Or does that treatment only apply to fair-weather Knicks fans when opposing fans come to New York?

@nyknicks #NBA

[Dale Stratton @D_Stratton32]

Good morning 🔥

[Dale Stratton @D_Stratton32]

My music taste has changed so much as I’ve gotten older. I love records that have fingerprints and feel lived-in.

A great friend told me he listens to build a soundtrack to his life, and I’d rather do that than build a soundtrack for a moment.

[Dale Stratton @D_Stratton32]

@bradluttrell @Futurebirds It’s so good 🔥

Not that I ever had the first doubt anyway

[Dale Stratton @D_Stratton32]

32-8 is just wrong with this starting 5

I’d put this roster up against anyone.

[Dale Stratton @D_Stratton32]

@bradluttrell Let me add a few:

Clay Street Unit “Sin and Squalor”
Ben Chapman “Feet on Fire”
The Black Keys “Peaches”
Parlor Greens “Emeralds”

Making an assumption here:
Futurebirds “Far Out Country I & II”
Charles Wesley Godwin “Christian Name”
Wyatt Flores “Scared of Heights”

[Dale Stratton @D_Stratton32]

@bradluttrell 9. No escape.

[Jeff Borzello @jeffborzello]

BREAKING: Iowa State transfer Milan Momcilovic, the best shooter in the country and the No. 1 player to enter the portal this spring, has committed to Kentucky.

[Dale Stratton @D_Stratton32]

@imagine29028 @NewMastersounds We’re so similar it’s insane 🤣

My ADHD brain won’t let me do anything productive (studying, etc.) while listening to anything with lyrics

[Dale Stratton @D_Stratton32]

I have reached another dimension

[LakeShowYo @LakeShowYo]

Chet Holmgren 4 points 1/2 FG

[Dale Stratton @D_Stratton32]

Enjoy your trip to Cancun @shaiglalex @okcthunder

[Rate the Refs @Rate_the_Refs]

Mitch Johnson tried challenging a call and the refs ignored him. When he complained Tony Brothers gave him a technical foul

[Dale Stratton @D_Stratton32]

32 points off of 7 made field goals……..

The craziest whistle I’ve ever seen

@shaiglalex @okcthunder @NBA

[Dale Stratton @D_Stratton32]

I truly don’t care if he went to Kentucky.

This is unbelievably soft behavior from the most forgettable MVP of my lifetime. Ruining the sport

[NBACentel @TheNBACentel]

FOUL CALL ON DE’AARON FOX 😭

[Dale Stratton @D_Stratton32]

Happy birthday to my GOAT @CharlesWesleyG 🔥🔥🔥

[Jon Root @JonnyRoot_]

Rory McIlroy has a bad round: Throws shade at the course set-up

Rory hits a bad shot: Tries to get a fan kicked out

There’s no bigger crybaby in golf.