Daniel Althoff

"There is no such thing as paranoia. Your worse fears can come true at any moment."

Hunter S. Thompson

[Daniel Althoff @D_TOFF]

@GovBraun Go get fucked, Cheeto sucker...

[Daniel Althoff @D_TOFF]

@RepMTG "She wears underwear with dick-holes in-em..." Silky Johnston

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Hey @Jerrythekid21, been thinking about Dudefest 2024 and I think we need a big stage but not for music. It’s a stage where every dude can go up and do a trick, or say a joke, or just chant dudes. And the only rule is everyone has to be supportive of the dude on stage #Dudefest

[Daniel Althoff @D_TOFF]

#FrenchLickResort...#wheresthedolphin

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@gregkellyusa Your a fucking clown bro...

[Daniel Althoff @D_TOFF]

@JimIrsay Curtis Dickey!!

[Jim Irsay @JimIrsay]

40th season trivia---FOUR great seats to Sunday's sold-out opener vs. Jags, to one winner: Name the player that scored the first reg. season TD in Indianapolis Colts history? Must retweet w/answer, 5p ET Tuesday deadline.🏈👍

[Daniel Althoff @D_TOFF]

@yunggravy
Your presence is being requested in Santa Claus, Indiana in 2024. Hands off Mrs Claus, but there should be plenty of elves available...

[Daniel Althoff @D_TOFF]

@midwestern_ope #naturalpolice

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Our school is having a Book Blast to raise money for programs we love. We'd be thrilled if you could support us! https://t.co/cexIy1kL5V

[Daniel Althoff @D_TOFF]

@BetMGM Why even report the 1st TE TD score when nobody who uses MGM could have bet it because your app has been down all day in Indiana.

[Daniel Althoff @D_TOFF]

@dish_answers @7calvinroberts Without ESPNs now, DISH needs to cut the bill by at least 25%.

[Daniel Althoff @D_TOFF]

@dish_answers @Levicoe5 DISH better let us out of our contract over this. To now have to go get a other service just to watch college football is ridiculous.

[Brandon Walker @BFW]

I’ll never understand how we spend 7 months of the year without football.

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

Raiders and the Over… see you at the window @PMIMett

[Colin Cowherd @colincowherd]

Da Hell did I just watch? Win became a loss became a win. Band on the field. Had my money, lost it, then found it. That was some sort of time machine shit there. Like watching The Hangover — if it was a game. I’m exhausted.

[Zak Keefer @zkeefer]

Eli on Peyton in Indy: "He had that stadium trained. The fans would get fined if they talked when the Colts were on offense. If a guy was trying to order a beer, everyone would tell him to quiet down until the defense was on the field." 🤣🤣

[danawhite @danawhite]

Cheeseburger Crunch Wrap #FuckItFriday

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

Just absolutely fucking ELECTRIFYING https://t.co/6zWsHRkKiC

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

I’m fighting off Jinxes left and right today. Penn State was a great bet Dave. You said it yourself, game will be tight in the 4th. I just hope Wisconsin finds a way to win