Dallas Williams

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[Dallas Williams @D_Willy47]

What happens if it rains during the Motley Crue concert? Will they delay til the rain ends?

[Dallas Williams @D_Willy47]

Anyone else see a shooting star tonight?

[yasir @yasirworldwide]

Y’all keep talking about gas prices, meanwhile the WiFi getting slower and slower by the day

[Dallas Williams @D_Willy47]

It’s unbearable hot. Even on the bike. The wind is like a giant heat wave.

[Dallas Williams @D_Willy47]

Whoever made the sign at @TireDiscounters on medical center parkway. 👍🏼

[Dallas Williams @D_Willy47]

Is it just me or is everyone tripping about that wind storm we got yesterday for about 30 mins?

[Dallas Williams @D_Willy47]

Why did Harry not die in the chamber of secrets. We found out in the same exact movie that a basilisk fang can destroy a horcrux, and how come every horcrux that got destroyed disintegrated into thin air. But Harry didn’t?

[Dallas Williams @D_Willy47]

I wonder if when you die you get like a stat card for how well you did in life, like “lived to the ripe old age of 67 somehow with crippling debt and depresssion”

[Dallas Williams @D_Willy47]

I think I just lost weight from a fart

[Dallas Williams @D_Willy47]

I wanna get back into music. Just playing guitar for fun. I havent touched either of mine in Atleast 6 years.

[Dallas Williams @D_Willy47]

I know it’s a part of life but I wasn’t ready to say goodbye.

[Dallas Williams @D_Willy47]

For those that don’t know Legends Steakhouse in Smyrna will not be taking reservations for Mother’s Day. First come first serve

[Dallas Williams @D_Willy47]

@jessicagrever It’s like an ice cold beer used to taste refreshing on the beach, dinner, dance floor, etc, and now it just doesn’t. 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Dallas Williams @D_Willy47]

Man I think I don’t like beer anymore. Is it just me or does it just not taste the same anymore.

[Dallas Williams @D_Willy47]

One of my servers told me that they’re all getting together and writing a petition to make me the new GM. A position that has yet to be filled.🤷🏻‍♂️

[Dallas Williams @D_Willy47]

“For those of y’all that celebrate happy holidays” 😂😂😂

[Dallas Williams @D_Willy47]

I fucking hate my sciatic nerve pain. My entire left leg is just throbbing so bad

[Dallas Williams @D_Willy47]

It’s weird as fuck being salary and not having to clock in now.

[uncle koll @bick_88]

if ur bf thinks a 2x4 is actually 2 inches x 4 inches then u have a gf

[Dallas Williams @D_Willy47]

Built Chevy tough