The Conductor

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@SkimJopJimmies So back

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@MrAndyNgo If he ever becomes “fit to be released” then he should be put in jail 30 to life. No loopholes

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@Kyori_G @Brizksie My head canon is that there was something blocking that intersection that we couldn’t see like a line of kids crossing all holding hands (I know it’s late) or road under construction, and it was just faster for him to do an extra block instead of pick his way through.

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@grantpaulsen Al announced in lowercase

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Turtle on a Post

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Project with a hard O is crazy work

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ABC’s but to the National Anthem!

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The Study: airflow patterns in showers while hot water is running

The Results: where best to position your head after a fart in the shower

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Maybe I don’t give rap portions of pop songs enough credit. They give me a break from the parts of the song that I do like, so that I appreciate them even more when they come back! Too much of a good thing and all that.

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What type of dirt must Royal Kingdom have on all these actors/athletes for them to do so many of these ads?

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Fart like an engine, call it bumbustion

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FOR DON!!!

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My golf handicap is so bad you might as well put me in a wheelchair

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@Goddesszilla420 @SkimJopJimmies Chat is this real?

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Just watched a “best of final destination” thread… my timeline is gunna be cooked for the next month

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Is it gunna be a bad hailstorm year?
Seems likely

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Has anyone checked in on Skyblivion recently? Are they doing okay?

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@kirawontmiss Courage was not one of the GOATS and I’m tired of pretending like he was. Show was mid at best

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@Goddesszilla420 Might need to hang up that cap; been severely lacking in that field lately